# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/923 "2018-10-25T23:57:00Z")
Did anyone ask you? You just always have to give your opinion about something, don’t you? I’m going to try to sleep in over the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/924 "2018-10-26T05:10:39Z")
That’s what those blackout bourbon binges’ll do to ya. If you live alone, have someone call on you. I have a popcorn maker. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/925 "2018-10-26T10:21:32Z")
Uhhh… look at Rockefeller right here… _“la di daaah… I can make my own popcorn whenever I want”._ Keep stepping on the toes of the proletariat, see what that gets you when the revolution comes, Mister Moneybags. Today is Austria’s national day. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/926 "2018-10-27T14:55:35Z")
Big whoop. I bet you and Arnold are getting drunk together separately. Speaking of that, it’s almost 11am and time for beer. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/927 "2018-10-27T23:36:12Z")
Wow, you actually waited until 11am today, that’s quite an improvement for you. I’ve had a headache off and on for a few days, I think I’m coming down with something. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/928 "2018-10-29T12:01:34Z")
I experienced a headache too. Then I finished reading your post. Of all the Star Trek races I think I find Vulcans most appealing. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/929 "2018-11-01T05:11:53Z")
A misanthrope, huh? Did someone hurt you feelings once, did they? Did someone look at your sweater and giggle. You poor poor soul. I had to change my dentist appointment as I’ll be out of town. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/930 "2018-11-01T13:17:54Z")
How selfish of you. The dentist was probably counting on your fee to make a down-payment on that new yacht he’s buying. You should have rescheduled your trip. I can’t wait til tomorrow morning. My buddy’s picking me up at four-thirty to go on that hunting trip we’ve been planning for months. Hope the wife packed my gear properly. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/931 "2018-11-01T13:20:40Z")
Murderer of innocent animals! Sneaking out at 4:30 am to do it, too. Shame! My weekend is pretty clear, so I’ll be enjoying some big college games on Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/932 "2018-11-01T14:50:46Z")
And some of us have to work this weekend. Go ahead, rub it in some more if makes you feel better, even if it is at other people’s expense. Should I buy a teddy bear for my nephew’s third birthday? ---
**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/933 "2018-11-01T16:14:16Z")
Sure, scare him early to develop those deep phobias. Are they out of clown posters? We are having friends over on Friday and I am putting my shopping list together. I am making Beef Wellington, so may need to take out a loan, lol. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/934 "2018-11-01T17:12:29Z")
It’s your kind of reckless, self-indulgent, spendthrift ways that are slowly bankrupting this once-great republic. I’m not sure if I’ve ever had Beef Wellington. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/935 "2018-11-03T23:26:41Z")
Please try to keep your stream of consciousness to yourself. I made French toast for dinner, it was very good. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/936 "2018-11-04T04:25:18Z")
I’ll bet you see a rebel in the mirror, don’t you? I’m going to play Skee Ball at Chuck E. Cheese tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/937 "2018-11-04T22:44:19Z")
I always get a really bad headache when I’m exposed to the extraordinarily loud assault on the senses that is Chuck E. Cheese. Give a guy a trigger warning, would ya? I don’t have a headache right now, fortunately. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/938 "2018-11-05T00:09:33Z")
I’m sure you don’t get headaches nearly as much as you give them, like the one you just gave me. I don’t like getting up early for work, but tomorrow is Monday again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/939 "2018-11-05T14:38:14Z")
Your post is already outdated - you know that, right? \*Today \*is Monday. I don’t have lunch plans yet. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/940 "2018-11-05T14:42:16Z")
You plan your meals? Try eating only when you are hungry, instead of on some stupid schedule. I finally got moved to my new place. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/941 "2018-11-05T15:31:58Z")
I hope they built a sturdier cage this time. I’m not listening any music at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/942 "2018-11-05T15:41:15Z")
So you purposefully chose to not give me the chance to mock your musical choice! I hate the bands you like! [Sari Schorr KICKS ASS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU6MyloMZhE) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=48)