# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1183 "2019-02-10T00:56:44Z")
We wish you did, too so you’d just fly right the hell out of here. I went grocery shopping today. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1184 "2019-02-10T06:58:08Z")
Shoplifting is not technically grocery shopping, Patx2. Use the kids as a distraction, do you? My nose won’t stop running. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1185 "2019-02-11T14:38:54Z")
Your nose runs and your feet smell? You’re built upside down! We did not get the nasty snow and rain they predicted. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1186 "2019-02-11T16:18:27Z")
Great. Another climate change denialist. Just what we needed. The smallest bones in the human body are found in the ear. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1187 "2019-02-13T19:02:57Z")
What the hell do you think this is, Spiderman, trivia dominoes? Stop reading your damned comic books and try paying closer attention to where you post. My mother just won a blue ribbon at the county fair for her apple cobbler. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1188 "2019-02-15T01:45:13Z")
Didn’t offer us any, did you? That’s just impolite. I love apple cobbler. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1189 "2019-02-15T01:57:56Z")
You kept this worn-out thread going just to tell us you like a certain food? Narcissistic much? I need hot water bottles to keep me warm at night. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1190 "2019-02-15T14:36:23Z")
Can’t get a living person to do that? I’m glad Valentine’s Day is over. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1191 "2019-02-18T00:16:51Z")
Is that because you hate the hard-working folks at Hallmark or because none of your 57 cats gave you a card? I miss the '60s. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1192 "2019-02-18T00:40:21Z")
Spoken like a true hippie. I’ll bet you still don’t hold a real job do you? It will be nice to have off work tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1193 "2019-02-18T13:29:02Z")
And why should tomorrow be any different or special for you? Hippie indeed! In only nine short months we’ll all be able to listen to Christmas music on the radio once again! ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1194 "2019-02-18T15:57:24Z")
Seriously! The way Xmas is commercialized it’ll be only six friggin’ months before the big corporations and their lackeys are pushing that crap on us again. I hope that commie Claus just leaves you coal this year! I can see much better now that I have new glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1195 "2019-02-19T01:12:45Z")
Every other driver on the road is very happy to hear that news, you were probably out driving all crazy, not a care in the world for the potential bodily harm and damage you may have caused. I’m getting a little tired, early to bed tonight! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1196 "2019-02-19T02:46:38Z")
♬Every party has a pooper♬… It has gotten cold again around here. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1197 "2019-02-19T05:27:10Z")
Duh, winter! What the hell were you expecting—sunbathing? Does Disney really have a vault for their movies? ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1198 "2019-02-25T01:12:01Z")
Do you really have nothing more important to ponder? It must be nice being so simple. I had breakfast for dinner tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1199 "2019-02-25T01:49:20Z")
That was half an Egg McMuffin and a hash brown you didn’t finish this morning because you were too drunk. Boy, Freddie Mercury really nailed it tonight when Queen opened the Oscars. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1200 "2019-02-25T14:25:13Z")
Uh, Freddie Mercury died in 1991. The only place he nails it is in his coffin. Rami Malek won Best Male Actor Oscar. He deserved it! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1201 "2019-02-28T06:49:59Z")
He won it because he was marketed to the academy members. Bigger actors have boycotted the awards. Ever see a nomination from a low-budget film? I think my gluts are weakening. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1202 "2019-02-28T08:11:15Z")
You? Think? Oh, that’s rich! If you ridiculous body builders spent half as much time working on your mind as you do on your glutes, you might be able to spell them correctly. I just read Proust’s _In Search of Lost Time_ in the original French. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=61)