# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1303 "2019-04-29T02:07:55Z")
One of these days it’ll be edible. Keep trying. Ate beet and goat cheese salad, yum. ---
**Author:** ![sta3535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sta3535](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sta3535)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1304 "2019-04-29T04:34:58Z")
> [@Patx2](#): > > You were probably eating the beer pretzels while hanging out at the bar drinking too many beers, right? > > The dog looks so cute after being groomed today. You really should’ve groomed it yourself, no need to let someone else do the work for you #lazy On an extra note, college is the best 4-5 years of your life. ---
**Author:** ![sta3535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sta3535](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sta3535)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1305 "2019-04-29T04:36:48Z")
> [@edspellman](#): > > One of these days it’ll be edible. Keep trying. > > Ate beet and goat cheese salad, yum. Who puts goat cheese on a salad? Oh, that’s right, millennials & their fancy ingredients… However, Red Lobster is pretty good… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1306 "2019-04-29T04:55:14Z")
That old tired joint still in business? Right next door to the Blockbuster, I’ll bet. I just had a bath. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1307 "2019-04-29T05:45:00Z")
That time of the year, right? Some days you’re so happy, you have to dance a jig, like Snoopy! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1308 "2019-04-29T06:20:51Z")
You call that dancing? I watched a movie about true love. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1309 "2019-04-29T07:10:06Z")
What? You rotted your brain even more by watching some sappy, inane romantic snoozefest, instead of something meaningful and intelligent? What a surprise! Call the press! All of us posting in this thread are sort of grumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1310 "2019-04-29T18:08:04Z")
That’s some divisive Russian propaganda you’re regurgitating, for a second there I thought none of us could get along. I wonder what my dad is watching on television. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1311 "2019-04-29T18:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > I wonder what my dad is watching on television. PORN! Yeah, like you didn’t know! You’re the one that taught him how to access the Adult movies via On Demand. I’m going to see “End Game” next week after school. Should be pretty thin by then. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1312 "2019-04-29T18:22:00Z")
Why the hell do you have to lose weight to see a movie? My daughter loved the movie, saw it twice. 2nd time, we went to Outbacks, where she had their blooming onion bites. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1313 "2019-04-30T13:32:22Z")
Well tell her to brush her teeth, she could kill someone with that breath! You’re her father, teach her some responsibility for chrissake! That last Game of Thrones episode was fantastic! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1314 "2019-04-30T13:42:14Z")
Believe it of not, there are people who have never seen a single episode of that show and don’t give a rat’s ass about it. Big Bang’s series finale will be followed by a retrospective of all their 12 years! And it’s on network TV, not HBO1 ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1315 "2019-04-30T14:50:14Z")
Annie, read your own comment about GOT then apply it to Big Bang Theory! Pot meet kettle! Traffic to work was light today, only 25 minutes instead of the usual 45. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1316 "2019-04-30T14:59:55Z")
You commute 90 minutes to greet people at Walmart? Can’t you find one closer to work at? There’s a Queen cover band playing this Friday… might take my daughter to it. She’s a big fan. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1317 "2019-05-01T05:55:48Z")
No quality art for your daughter. No siree. Do you buy her knockoff apparel too? Rocks are interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1318 "2019-05-02T13:21:33Z")
Anyone who thinks rocks are interesting are dumb as a pile of them. Rock music is interesting. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1319 "2019-05-02T13:38:15Z")
(Annie-Xmas, you read my mind, that was going to be my exact post!) OTOH, listening to a bunch of slacker teens whine about how they can’t find a date or find a job, to off key ear destroying electric guitar sounds… my word for that wouldn’t be INTERESTING! Rock formations have existed for billions of years. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1320 "2019-05-02T13:44:55Z")
WHAT? Don’t you know the Bible proves that the earth is a flat planet that has only existed for 6,000 years? Lousy atheist! I enjoy being able to read people’s minds. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1321 "2019-05-02T13:45:51Z")
nm, too late! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1322 "2019-05-02T13:47:41Z")
Jazz has its roots in “colored people’s music.” What are you, a racist? Rap music is sometimes good, when they get the fuck out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=65) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=67)