# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1343 "2019-05-07T06:28:18Z")
Oh you shall, shall you. What’s your next announcement Barrymore? “I shall now relieve myself of feces.” Keep the theatrics to yourself, puh-leez! A Starbucks cup was left on the set, and filmed, in the last Game of Thrones episode. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1344 "2019-05-07T07:27:06Z")
Ninjaed again! Not sleepy? Amphetamines will do that to ya, time to quit! A Starbucks cup was left on the set, and filmed, in the last Game of Thrones episode. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1345 "2019-05-07T07:28:50Z")
In an attempt to get brand sponsorship through the back door. Blatant! I’m still not sleepy. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1346 "2019-05-07T08:36:46Z")
Don’t take MORE amphetamines! Good Gd, you’ll get a heart attack! OTOH I drank a big iced tea before bed, woke after 4 hours, can’t get back to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1347 "2019-05-07T14:17:13Z")
Yet another poor sap who thinks just because a substance is legal means that it’s not a drug. I think I made a poor career choice. I should have followed my initial desires to be either a lion tamer, fireman, or spaceman. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1348 "2019-05-07T14:26:28Z")
What were you going to do? Set lions on fire and take them into space? I helped a friend with a personal problem this morning. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1349 "2019-05-07T14:28:53Z")
Not too sure saying “You can totes suck it, loser” was ‘helping’, Annie, but you do you. Me, I drove a couple of friends to the airport this morning so they wouldn’t have to pay for parking. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1350 "2019-05-08T02:27:00Z")
It was actually your way of making sure they left town. They know. They know. I am going to support a locally owned and operated restaurant tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1351 "2019-05-08T02:44:14Z")
Going to Moms again, I see. I’m taking a few photos tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1352 "2019-05-10T06:02:09Z")
Right, because soon you are going to bore all your friends and family with your latest pretentious “art” photos. I like Tabasco sauce. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1353 "2019-05-10T15:26:04Z")
As a _lube_? OMG! :eek: Hot damn, it’s Friday! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1354 "2019-05-10T23:34:33Z")
Why get so excited? When you’re unemployed with no friends, one day’s pretty much like another, I’d gather. Reading a 1970s era novel about a ragtag bunch of characters in the American Southwest. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1355 "2019-05-12T19:13:36Z")
You do realize a novel and a picture book are two different things, right? It’s been raining a lot today, I wonder if the road near the creek will be closed. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1356 "2019-05-13T01:50:00Z")
Hello, it’s the 21st century - stop being so behind the times, and sign up for your local civil defense alert email lists! Then you’d always know whether the road is closed or not. I get alerts quite often from the County of Hawaii about road closures due to landslides and traffic accidents. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1357 "2019-05-13T05:25:14Z")
Landslides adn traffic accidents often, huh? Why Hawaii again? I had a very nice Mother’s Day. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1358 "2019-05-13T05:56:34Z")
I’m glad cause you have a face only a Mother could love. I’m thrilled with plant I got as a gift. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1359 "2019-05-13T19:11:47Z")
…The symbolism of the fact it was a cactus went right over your head, didn’t it? A hawk just flew by my window. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1360 "2019-05-13T23:57:36Z")
Just sitting around staring out the window again, are you? Maybe tomorrow you could try and be productive for an hour or so. My dogs are adorable. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1361 "2019-05-14T13:17:57Z")
And your dogs must think you’re a”dork”able. Time for that quintessential family and friends get-together, the good old Memorial Day barbecue! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1362 "2019-05-14T13:27:38Z")
Let’s pollute the air, eat greasy dead animals, get drunk and once again air old family grievances. I had a nice talk with a friend last night. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=69)