# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1383 "2019-05-24T00:35:21Z")
Thus doing your part to help Monsanto buy out or bankrupt all independent family farms. Why do you hate America? Leg feels pretty good, after a seven-mile run! ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1384 "2019-05-24T00:43:00Z")
Petting your poor dog’s leg, after you forced him to run 7 miles back home? Jukebox movies seem popular these days. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1385 "2019-05-24T01:01:50Z")
That’s RACIST! I think… ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1386 "2019-05-24T06:09:26Z")
DO YOU? I mean, don’t strain yourself much! We had hail the size of BB shot coming down for 15 minutes straight yesterday, what crazy weather! ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1387 "2019-05-24T07:05:24Z")
Did you? Oh my God. When I was a kid we had hail the size of watermelons. Entire buildings were flattened every winter. But did we complain about it? No! Because we weren’t snowflakes, like your generation. The countries in the continent of Oceania are: Australia, Federated States of Micronesia, Fiji, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Nauru, New Zealand, Palau, Papua New Guinea, Samoa, Solomon Islands, Tonga, Tuvalu, Vanuatu ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1388 "2019-05-24T07:19:11Z")
Yeah, playing with the world atlas app gets you out of working. A-gain. Really? I’d love to be on a slow boat to somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1389 "2019-05-24T12:54:13Z")
Typical of you: No direction; no ambition; polluter of the environment. Some of those TV “Real Housewives” aren’t married! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1390 "2019-05-24T13:44:38Z")
Well color me SHOCKED!! You mean “reality TV” isn’t REAL? Oh NOES! Too bad the actual real world had to come by and BURST YOUR UNREALITY BUBBLE!! Drinking a cup of coffee, eating an English muffin, having a quiet relaxing morning, before going to work… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1391 "2019-05-24T13:57:46Z")
Coffee has caffeine, English muffin is made with white flour…what’s quiet and relaxing about that? Got the newest Leslie Meier cozy mystery to read over the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1392 "2019-05-24T14:11:24Z")
A cozy mystery eh? Probably full of grotesque serial killings, with a gratuitous dumb romance and political blabber tossed in, plus the “solution” is a character from page 50 and then not back for another 300 pages. Agatha Christie is spinning in her grave. I liked reading Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass , when I was younger. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1393 "2019-05-24T14:28:18Z")
So you’re saying you’re a fan of a pedophile photographer? My city is bracing for temperatures near the century mark this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1394 "2019-05-26T05:47:11Z")
And you still deny that the globe is warming. Who needs science. My partner kinda irritated me today. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1395 "2019-05-26T06:46:10Z")
Yeah. STDs are kinda itchy, right? Ouch. Went to a local farm today, for a lavender festival, walked through lavender fields, smelled lavender oils, ate lavender infused wine and cheese- nice. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1396 "2019-05-26T07:18:35Z")
I have to thank you, edspellman, for using euphemisms in case a minor read your post. I think that replacing _“the derelict building where my dealer lives”_ and _“meth pipe”_ with boring-sounding words was a good idea. _“One could do worse than be a swinger of birches.”_ ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1397 "2019-05-26T10:11:02Z")
Yes, one could take the road not usually taken, but nooooo! YOU have to go play and shirk all your responsibilities! Winter came, and it landed like a lead, or iron, balloon. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1398 "2019-05-26T17:17:01Z")
GOT means Get Over That! It’s done, fini, kaput - time to MOVE ON, to what’s left of your life! Emilia Clarke required treatment for 2 brain aneurysms, and recovering from this, while performing in a weekly series, the 1st season. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1399 "2019-06-02T04:38:26Z")
Time to get your nose out of the fan mags, stop being a groupie, and do something useful. Like clean your house. Ever thought of that? I bought a bird bath. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1400 "2019-06-02T15:37:21Z")
Those birds will be so clean, cleaner than you’ve EVER been! Phew! My daughter’s leaving her dog with us to “dog sit”, we had to hide all the tennis balls or he’d chase them all day. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1401 "2019-06-02T23:26:38Z")
At your age, you probably won’t remember where you hid them. I just ate a sticky bun, it was delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1402 "2019-06-03T14:07:41Z")
And now you’re dirtying up your keyboard with all that delicious stickiness. I just got the DV movie version of “Casraway” with Tom Hanks [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=71)