# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932>\
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**Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1463 "2019-09-04T01:06:06Z")

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…equal skin cancer, diabetes, and flash floods. Way to post something incredibly insensitive when Florida is bracing for a devastating hurricane, which just destroyed two Bahamian islands. Schmuck.

Yiddish is the best language for insults.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1464 "2019-09-04T03:18:34Z")

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…said in English! Oy friggin vey!

My diverticulii are not acting up! Yay!

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1465 "2019-09-04T03:30:18Z")

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This isn’t a doctor’s forum, doofus.

This light bulb is too dim.

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**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1466 "2019-09-04T04:29:36Z")

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Nm

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**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1467 "2019-09-04T04:31:57Z")

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That’s not the only thing that’s dim.

Pretty soon, it’s time to pick pumpkins!

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1468 "2019-09-04T04:53:43Z")

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Is your security blanket clean, Linus?

This is a decent forum, better than most.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1469 "2019-09-04T05:52:50Z")

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No life, huh? Get outta that basement.  
I ate Cheetos for my snack…

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**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1470 "2019-09-04T06:57:28Z")

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Nothing wrong with that. Cheetos are delicious. Are you implying otherwise? Are you trying to attack me personally with that comment? Shame on you.

Casablanca is a movie.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1471 "2019-09-04T07:33:25Z")

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Well, duh, it’s one of the great movie classics. Do you really think we’re that stupid? Jerk.

I’ve really got to start watching all these DVDs I’ve collected.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1472 "2019-09-04T12:35:17Z")

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Yes, we’re all soooo impressed that you own _Ernest Goes To Camp_, _Madea Goes To Jail_, and _Slutty Sorority Girls II: Getting The ASS-ociates Degree_.

Running with a fun group tonight.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1473 "2019-09-04T14:05:32Z")

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As Tom Paxton put it: 25 laps around the pond will make us tall and slim and blond. May I ad: NOT

Last night’s bus was right on time and got me to my town very quickly.

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1474 "2019-09-05T14:40:52Z")

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So? Mussolini made the trains run on time. What are you, some kind of fascist?!

I visited Mom and Dad down in Virginia over the weekend. They’re doing fine.

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**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1475 "2019-09-07T07:54:36Z")

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Yeah sure. Keep telling yourself that, after visiting them in that dump you call a nursing home. “We’re fine son,” sitting in diapers in bed 24/7, “Just… fine.”

My wife went to visit our sister-in-law, who is recovering after a stroke, to give her care and encouragement.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1476 "2019-09-07T08:14:54Z")

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And to see what you can pilfer. We Know.

I haven’t used my shot glasses in months.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1477 "2019-09-07T12:17:31Z")

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So you’re drinking straight from the bottle now?

It’s way to early to be awake on a Saturday.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1478 "2019-09-08T03:46:06Z")

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You mean you still go to sleep Friday nights? Awwwe. How quaint.

I think my throat is getting tight from an allergy.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1479 "2019-09-08T04:43:42Z")

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Unbutton your collar. You look silly.  
I’m getting icecream, Yay!

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**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1480 "2019-09-08T05:16:19Z")

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You’re getting fat, Wah!

My daughter’s on tour in a Peppa Pig show, so I watched an episode tonight, so cute!

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1481 "2019-09-08T16:22:52Z")

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Did…you just compare your daughter to a hog? Father of the Year, right there!

“Shoat” is an archaic word for a young pig.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1482 "2019-09-08T16:39:43Z")

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Thanks for that unneeded bit of trivia, Cliff Clavin.

It’s raining again.

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