# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1623 "2019-12-04T05:30:51Z")
What’s this obsession about taking the bus and walking home? It’s not like you were walking on water, y’know. My sis sent me photos of her new granddaughter, from Canada. What a cute baby! ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1624 "2019-12-05T21:21:40Z")
Mailed from Canada? check the post date you know that baby is walking by now! I know a boomer who turned 65 today. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1625 "2019-12-05T21:24:12Z")
Oh good, you know an old person, such an accomplishment. Drinking strawberry tea. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1626 "2019-12-06T14:29:23Z")
You a health nut? What’s wrong with regular tea? I’m wearing my new winter coat today. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1627 "2019-12-06T14:41:02Z")
That poor mink died for YOU! Just got caught up on the new Star Wars series, The Mandalorian. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1628 "2019-12-06T21:09:46Z")
Will there never be PEACE in the galaxy? It’s December, that means more Hoopla borrows are waiting for me. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1629 "2019-12-10T05:37:01Z")
Face glued to the screen, huh? I’ll buy you a putty knife. I’m going to try CBD oil again. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1630 "2019-12-10T07:01:38Z")
Of course you are. And when that’s not enough, why not smoke some reefer? And when that doesn’t work, hey, let’s do some pills, and then go for a bump of coke and before you know it you’re living in the street jonesing for your next hit of meth. Shame on you. Canada is the country with more victories in the World Curling Championships, with 36 for men and 17 for women. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1631 "2019-12-10T15:14:26Z")
So Canada’s good at chasing teapots. How is that a sport again? Almost freezing, not quite, but cold enough to wear gloves. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1632 "2019-12-10T15:23:20Z")
Oy such a tragedy you have to wear gloves! Are they too tight on your fingers? Did they break the bank? Allow me to cry some crocodile tears about how you have to wear gloves!! Stop complaining and move to Miami already, then you’ll NEVER have to wear gloves AGAIN!!! Eating yogurt helps my digestion. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1633 "2019-12-10T22:01:28Z")
If you didn’t eat so much crap, your stomach probable wouldn’t need help would it. There is still much “male privilege” attitude in American society that harms women and girls. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1634 "2019-12-11T02:37:41Z")
[Twisted Sister](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI) > [@](#): > > Lyrics > Oh, we’re not gonna take it > No, we ain’t gonna take it > Oh, we’re not gonna take it anymore > We’ve got the right to choose it > There ain’t no way we’ll lose it > This is our life, this is our song > We’ll fight the powers that be, just > Don’t pick our destiny ‘cause > You don’t know us, you don’t belong > Oh, we’re not gonna take it > No, we ain’t gonna take it > Oh, we’re not gonna take it anymore > Oh, you’re so condescending > Your gall is never ending > We don’t want nothin’, not a thing from you > Your life is trite and jaded > Boring and confiscated > If that’s your best, your best won’t do > Whoa, oh oh > Whoa, oh oh > We’re right (yeah) > We’re free (yeah) > We’ll fight (yeah) > You’ll see (yeah) > Whoa, whoa, we’re not gonna take it > No, we ain’t gonna take it > Oh, we’re not gonna take it anymore > We’re not gonna take it > No, we ain’t gonna take it > Oh, we’re not gonna take it anymore > No way > Whoa, oh oh > Whoa, oh oh > We’re right (yeah) > We’re free (yeah) > We’ll fight (yeah) > You’ll see (yeah) > We’re not gonna take it > No, we ain’t gonna take it > We’re not gonna take it anymore > We’re not gonna take it (no) > No, we ain’t gonna take it > we’re not gonna take it anymore > Just you try and make us > We’re not gonna take it > (Come on!) > No, we ain’t gonna take it > (You’re all worthless and weak) > We’re not gonna take it anymore > (Now drop and give me twenty) > We’re not gonna take it > (A pledge pin) > No, we ain’t gonna take it > (On your uniform) > We’re not gonna take it anymore > Source: LyricFind > Songwriters: Daniel Dee Snider > We’re Not Gonna Take It lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group I’m binge watching Catherine the Great, Helen Mirren is a bad ass! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1635 "2019-12-11T02:49:27Z")
“Bad ass” indeed! At her age, I don’t want anyone to praise, or visualize, Helen Mirren’s ASS! Augghh! The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 3rd season is brilliant, hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1636 "2019-12-11T20:32:29Z")
WHat’s not hilarious is Amazon’s corporate tactics to avoid taxes, exploit workers and its white collar toxic environment, wean yourself offa the bezos bullshit! Just signed up for healthcare through the Marketplace. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1637 "2019-12-12T03:26:23Z")
I’m glad for your securing your healthcare BUT I decry your stealth attempt to bring political controversy into this thread. First arguments pro and con over Obamacare, then deteriorating into stupid liberal and conservative memes posted and people on both sides called snowflakes,etc etc. We don’t need that! Bunnies, puppies, kittens, cute! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1638 "2019-12-12T05:27:58Z")
You, you, you. Saccharine. I’m almost out of cinnamon toothpicks. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1639 "2019-12-12T14:18:46Z")
Toothpicks? Some people are almost out of cinnamon (and any other flavor of) food! Too freaking cold out today ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1640 "2019-12-12T15:15:41Z")
Well you can wait 20 years, then climate change will turn your frozen tundra into the tropics! We’ll all be underwater then but you’ll be nice n toasty! Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul, with a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1641 "2019-12-12T15:29:38Z")
A children’s character who smokes a pipe? Isn’t that illegal now? The bus showed up on time today ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1642 "2019-12-12T15:57:58Z")
I’m sure that was a life changing event. I hate taking the bus. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=83)