# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1663 "2019-12-27T21:28:39Z")
That’s Abominable! seriously hope it goes well, but say have them check for the tv clicker, it’s been misplaced around here somewhere. Lil sis is in the house. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1664 "2019-12-27T23:03:03Z")
You’re in for it now. Bet she just RULES you, big bro. Got an ECHO Show, and now my wife says to change it for a Facebook Portal. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1665 "2019-12-29T17:36:47Z")
For the love of all that is decent and kind in this world WHY would anyone want a video chatting device controlled by Facebook, privacy issues? alarming social media content? nosy Alexa AI bots? pick up a MF’ing phone to call your loved ones without subjecting them to 3rd dimension space invaders! Lil Sis departed today for the wilds of Canada again. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1666 "2019-12-29T20:31:04Z")
What did you say to piss her off this time? Just finished a McDonald’s sweet tea. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1667 "2019-12-29T22:22:22Z")
But go right ahead and smuggle 7 gallons of Arnold Palmer teas across the border, see if I care Foggy and silent outside ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1668 "2019-12-29T22:41:12Z")
That’s be right … half the fucking south east of Australia is enveloped in a firestorm for the past couple of months and you brag about being cold, wet and tranquil. I got my kids Blackadder quote T-shirts for Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1669 "2019-12-30T15:02:26Z")
Every kid wants new clothes for Christmas instead of toys and video games. I walked to and from my job on Saturday. First time I’ve done both, and walking home at ll p.m.I sw a lot of outside holiday decorations all lit up. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1670 "2019-12-30T15:02:37Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1671 "2019-12-30T15:56:19Z")
what’s with the never minds speak your mind or forever hold your tongue Got lost in a subdivision with streets of hyphenated ladies names today, sue ellen to barbara jean to another dead end. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1672 "2019-12-30T16:42:03Z")
(Got ninja’ed by Annie Xmas that’s why.) You got something against ladies with two names, that some anti-Southern thing, like you think they’re trailer trash or something? Talk about male chauvinism! This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1673 "2019-12-30T17:09:59Z")
Enough with the rock and roll commie pinko noise called music fad that won’t last two years, if that! I ninja’d **edspellman** today! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1674 "2019-12-31T00:44:34Z")
Oh, Annie ninja’d this poster, Annie ninja’d that poster! I’m sick of it! (You ninja’d me today, too!) I’m having pizza tonight. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1675 "2019-12-31T00:51:04Z")
Too lazy to cook so you just grab some sodium-laden, greasy, proccessed food in an environmentally unfriendly package out of the frozen food section, huh? The cat got trapped in the TV room so peed on the futon, which I am now in the process of cleaning and deodorizing. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1676 "2019-12-31T02:46:46Z")
Serves you right. Don’t you know by now, these are furry balls of evil destructive force - these pets care nothing for your property, barely care at all for YOU. Sorry but it’s true. Every now and then, I like a piece of good key lime pie. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1677 "2019-12-31T14:33:16Z")
Every now and then, like over the course of a day every couple hours another slice is pfffft gone? Thanks for leaving the empty pie tin for the rest of us! I’m ready to leave my VW marriage and dip my toes in a Subie relationship, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1678 "2019-12-31T15:46:09Z")
While some of us have to walk every where. I got through 2019 and will see in 2020. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1679 "2019-12-31T17:43:23Z")
Come back tomorrow and say that. Look around, leaves are brown, there’s a patch of snow on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1680 "2019-12-31T18:06:32Z")
It’s trip to the mailbox, hardly exciting or dangerous. How would you choose to travel, by the polar express or on Totoro’s cat bus? ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1681 "2019-12-31T22:58:22Z")
While that question is definitely from cloud cuckoo land, I’ll say that it depends what part of the UNCANNY VALLEY I’m visiting. Underdog or Astro Boy? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1682 "2019-12-31T23:28:24Z")
Stop watching old cartoons, it’s rotting your brain. Days are getting longer, little by little. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=85)