# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1723 "2020-01-23T19:43:05Z")
And you’re still playing. Still crazy (after all these years). Let me clue you, the shrink stuff may not be helping. OK, I’ll listen to some Paul Simon. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1724 "2020-01-23T21:02:55Z")
Oh sure, support the apartheid-boycott-ignoring cultural imperialist white man that ripped off Los Lobos. I had salmon and orzo for lunch. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1725 "2020-01-23T21:30:12Z")
Farm raised chum salmon is what that really is. I’m drinking a glass of water that was procured from an underground resevoir filtered by permeable rock and glacier tills. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1726 "2020-01-25T06:55:39Z")
That sounds lovely, just lovely. Certainly, decades of air pollution resting on the glaciers and decades of layers of chemical fertilizers sifting through the soil couldn’t possibly get to your water. Keep believing that. I’m beginning to think the impeachment process has biased congresspersons on each side. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1727 "2020-01-25T18:02:10Z")
Oh heaven forfend we vote for politicians with particular points of view! On the other hand are you saying that there is “bias” against corruption and criminality - most of us have that “bias”, don’t you? Waiting for my wife, outside the hair salon. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1728 "2020-01-26T09:12:22Z")
Geez, dude, grow a pair!! It’s beta cucks like you passively waiting for some feminazi that are ruining America. I bet she’s spending your money getting all dolled up for Chad. I think I need a shower. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1729 "2020-01-26T14:29:20Z")
Ya think? The dog is gagging and the cat is trying to bury you like a turd in thelitter box, get naked, wet and soaped up already! Indiana car plates at the AirBnb this week, they’re all walking around staring at the tall trees, idkw. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1730 "2020-01-26T17:24:49Z")
Oh we know, you run this Airbnb scam, get the rubes from Indiana staring at the tall trees at your place, WHILE YOU BREAK INTO THEIR CARS AND GRAB THEIR CASH AND VALUABLES! Oh we know all right. Remember to floss. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1731 "2020-01-26T17:58:43Z")
Like you do Daily with your [Floss Dance Partner](https://dedipic.com/animation/trummote-floss-dance-fortnite-backpack-kid-emote-by-cartoon-trump/)? Pizza balls, a whole pie in one bite. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1732 "2020-01-27T22:58:24Z")
And in one swallow, no doubt. Look down. Can’t see your feet, can you? Trust me – don’t take a laxative after your pizza ball. I like a big dark chocolate bar and I eat is slowly, too. Two squares per day. So, there. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1733 "2020-01-27T22:59:36Z")
woops, my bad ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1734 "2020-01-27T23:16:50Z")
Say! Pipe down and wipe that chocolate smear off your face. Off to sift cat litter ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1735 "2020-01-28T03:26:29Z")
What? I mean it’s too EZ- excuse me while I HURL! Huk-BLEAGGHHHHHH!!! Urg… Consider the lilies of the field, they toil not, neither do they spin. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1736 "2020-01-28T21:03:49Z")
Oh Holy Jesus it ain’t Sunday! Truthfinder has got the goods on ya’ll. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1737 "2020-01-29T14:59:14Z")
Truthfinder couldn’t find their own ass with two hands. Celebrated a friend’s birthday with triple chocolate cake yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1738 "2020-01-29T21:51:00Z")
What no singing telegrams or celebrity impersonator?you mean NOBODY jumped out of the CAKE? NOthing? but cake…sad. On the 101st day they wore spots. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1739 "2020-01-30T02:01:17Z")
WHAT the HECK is that, some bizarro version of 101 Dalmatians, written by Cruella DeVil herself?! Sick!! Now for a nice bowl of clam chowder. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1740 "2020-01-30T12:31:02Z")
CHowder the grub of the proletariat, what’sso nice about it? There’s a patchwork elephant in my medicine cabinet. His name is Elmer. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1741 "2020-01-30T12:47:15Z")
And when do you take this “medicine”, when you’ve come unglued? I’ve taken my morning pills, along with a big mug of strong coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1742 "2020-01-30T14:30:24Z")
Taken all those pills and still self medicating with caffeine? You belong in rehab. Got a big book on making bread off the library’s free shelf. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=86) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=88)