# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1743 "2020-01-30T23:29:43Z")
Loading up on all those carbs isn’t good for you. I still drive a 2002 model car. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1744 "2020-01-30T23:31:01Z")
You ain’t fooling anybody with bread making, admit it, it’s a new doorstop. 51K in a can is nice on occassion. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1745 "2020-01-31T01:46:34Z")
(Think panache beat you to it, chela) If it was up to you, we’d all still be driving Model T’s, Luddite! I like listening to Gorillaz, even though I’m definitely not in their demographic. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1746 "2020-02-01T20:54:43Z")
THey write the songs the make whe whole world sing? get out! The Russian Federation wants to make a deal with me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1747 "2020-02-01T21:42:51Z")
Who the hell do you think you are, Trump? I may be going to northern France next summer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1748 "2020-02-03T18:13:05Z")
And I may be going to marry Donald Trump next summer. Spare me from the might maybes of the world. I read the Peach Cobbler Murder on Sunday, which starts on Groundhog Day. The fact it contains the word “Peach,” like in impeachment, is pure coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1749 "2020-02-03T18:21:47Z")
Annie, I’ve read what you’ve just wrote over and over. Sounds like complete gobbledegook to me. You’re losing your marbles, right? I do like to read a good murder mystery now and then. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1750 "2020-02-03T18:35:20Z")
Go do your ‘homework’ on how to commit the ‘perfect murder’ someplace else. Given the choice between a bowl of chili and a grape flavored popsicle, I’d go with the chili. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1751 "2020-02-04T01:27:07Z")
SO would I but not that California chili chit What was that shining orb in the sky today? ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1752 "2020-02-04T04:05:19Z")
Uh… the Sun? That’s a big DUH! Can people yet pronounce the name Buttigieg right? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1753 "2020-02-04T15:14:12Z")
What difference does it make? People text, not talk. A new Leslie Meier novella Christmas Card Murder comes out this year. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1754 "2020-02-04T17:46:49Z")
ANOTHER murder mystery? Isn’t this a little obsessive, maybe even…creepy? People are on their phones too much. ---
**Author:** ![sta3535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sta3535](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sta3535)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1755 "2020-02-06T15:07:41Z")
It’s better than being addicted to drugs or alcohol, am I right? The only people who cause problems are the ones who text and drive. I’m a 22 year old college student who enjoys watching the evening news instead of looking it up on my phone. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1756 "2020-02-06T15:17:02Z")
Yeah? Don’t you know the evening news is biased, but everything on the Internet is the honest truth? I almost choked to death Friday. Good thing I know how to do the Heimlich maneuver on myself. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1757 "2020-02-06T20:29:13Z")
Good gracious are you TRYING to kill yourself? STOP STUFFING FOOD DOWN YOUR GULLET LIKE A PIG!! You may live longer! Wearing a pink shirt and tie to work today. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1758 "2020-02-06T22:13:57Z")
Only piggies look pretty in pink- Do you know what I hold in my hand? ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1759 "2020-02-06T22:35:15Z")
What a dumb riddle. Who are you, Bilbo Baggins? IS IT THE PRECIOUSSSSS!!! Lord of the Rings movies were great but dragging out the Hobbit for 3 movies was too long. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1760 "2020-02-09T01:26:02Z")
So now you’re a movie critic? I’ve had the sniffles and I’ve been sneezing a lot. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2020, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1761 "2020-02-09T05:58:20Z")
OMG IT MUST BE THE CORONAVIRUS! WE BETTER QUARANTINE YOU ASAP! Final seasons of Homeland and Better Call Saul, time to get the popcorn. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1762 "2020-02-09T21:26:32Z")
So, as suspected the movie critic role didn’t work out for you, so now you’re trying to be a tv critic? You should really get a day job. I’m enjoying some peace and quiet, it’s just me and the dogs here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=87) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=89)