# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1783 "2020-02-23T18:16:42Z")
I downgrade any song that refers to a grown up person by a childish term. The sun is out today and it’s in the 50’s. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1784 "2020-02-23T20:49:54Z")
Thank you, Miss Meteorologist. I ran a few errands today. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1785 "2020-02-23T20:57:10Z")
Proud of that, are you? Finally you get off your tuchas and do something instead of watch TV, Mr. Couch Potato! Going to download some piano sheet music today. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1786 "2020-02-23T22:44:11Z")
And violate how many copyrights? I’m starting to construct the frame for my new art work. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1787 "2020-02-24T14:08:21Z")
I hope your ability to construct frames is better than your ability to make a work of art. I went to a tea tasting class at my local library. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1788 "2020-02-24T21:20:56Z")
Well that took oolong time, people are waiting to check out materials, not slurp tea! hang it all I want the window deflectors free, how’s that sound? ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1789 "2020-02-25T04:57:47Z")
Sounds like your weird obsessions are getting very specific. Window deflectors are your be all and end all? My dog needed to stay overnight at the vet’s, for dehydration, vomiting and diarrhea, hopefully just a stomach bug. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1790 "2020-02-27T01:44:01Z")
I really hope your dog’s ok. Honestly, I’ve got nothing for that one, keep us posted. I’m going to be very disappointed when I wake up and tomorrow’s only Thursday. I’ve been a day ahead of myself all week. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1791 "2020-02-27T02:02:37Z")
Early-onset dementia is a booger. My knee is less swollen, I hope it’ll be healed in time for my race on Sunday. ---
**Author:** ![LadBible69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@LadBible69](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadBible69)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1792 "2020-02-27T12:52:40Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > My knee is less swollen, I hope it’ll be healed in time for my race on Sunday. ## Who told you to dance on a frozen lake? **I am near to getting fired from work.** ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1793 "2020-02-27T15:54:27Z")
Why didn’t you post an innocuous comment? Are you trying to spoil everybody’s fun by ending the thread? Putz. Yiddish is a good language for insults. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1794 "2020-02-27T16:00:09Z")
Why didn’t you post an innocuous comment? Are you trying to spoil everybody’s fun by ending the thread? Putz. Yiddish is a good language for insults. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1795 "2020-02-27T16:51:06Z")
Just like every language everywhere, you putz! Coffee and donuts at work yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1796 "2020-02-27T18:16:26Z")
Food won’t fill the hole in your heart, darling. Fifteen minutes to lunch, and I’m hungry! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1797 "2020-02-27T18:38:55Z")
Bet you just had coffee and donuts 15 minutes ago too! Calm down! Next it’ll be obesity, high blood pressure, then heart attack or stroke, stuffing your face isn’t worth that. My dog’s OK now, thanks. If I post a comment and no one can post an insult or snarky comment, is that “winning” the game? ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1798 "2020-02-29T00:36:43Z")
Always about you isn’t it, loser? Glad the pups ok, btw. Chillin out tonight lots of housework and work stuff to do tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1799 "2020-02-29T14:32:01Z")
Isn’t this the fifth day in a row you’ve said that? Well, I lived to see another Leap Year Day!! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1800 "2020-02-29T18:01:49Z")
Nothing like having REALLY limited life goals. Got this floater in my right eye that won’t go away. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1801 "2020-02-29T21:24:30Z")
Or limited life problems. Volunteered at the Olympic Marathon Trials this morning. Man, those athletes are fast! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2020, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1802 "2020-03-01T02:18:11Z")
Olympic athletes are fast! And turtles are slow! Any other genius observations, Captain Obvious? My dog had fun running at the dog park today. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=91)