# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1803 "2020-03-01T17:20:16Z")
My dogs are napping right now, are you trying to say your dog is better than my dogs? I’ve got pork cooking in the oven, low and slow, it should be delicious. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2020, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1804 "2020-03-01T17:29:33Z")
WHo’d ya pork to get that bun in the oven now? Weekends are too short for my liking. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1805 "2020-03-02T14:27:17Z")
I work on Sundays, every week day, and sometimes on Saturday nights. Two days off in a row are very rare for me. Speaking of which, Passover is next month. The rare two days off in a row! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1806 "2020-03-03T03:32:37Z")
Zei gezunt Annie, I got no snark for Passover, EXCEPT RARE 2 days in a row off? Do you work by yourself without anyone to cover for you? No vacations? Your boss a slave driver? What? Getting meals from Hello Fresh, they’re pretty darn good! ---
**Author:** ![sta3535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sta3535](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sta3535)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1807 "2020-03-03T22:10:47Z")
I never tried Hello Fresh, but DoorDash is better IMO. Spring Break is around the corner, and you know what that means? ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1808 "2020-03-03T22:20:14Z")
staycation anyobody? Bastards clogging up the roads heading south! not too mention a funeral is forthcoming, sweet Joh, too soon. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1809 "2020-03-04T06:20:06Z")
Good lord, you had to post something that sad? I’m almost crying already and I don’t even know the poor guy! Watching Super Tuesday coverage, like a politics junkie. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1810 "2020-03-05T01:04:32Z")
Junkie, huh? Say no more. Sweet and salty is so good together. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1811 "2020-03-05T06:08:44Z")
Junkie, huh? Say no more. Straight dark chocolate - 70%. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1812 "2020-03-05T15:30:04Z")
Shot right into yer veins, wotta rush. Baseball season’s gonna start soon, oh yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1813 "2020-03-06T14:33:20Z")
All excited about men and their balls? I lost some weight and my skinny pants now fit! Yes! ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1814 "2020-03-07T01:32:05Z")
I guess that weight loss surprised you because you spend so much time just sitting around. My feet are killing me. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1815 "2020-03-07T05:48:39Z")
Your whining is killing us. I think I will soon be sharing TMI here. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1816 "2020-03-07T06:10:20Z")
Thanks, that gives us time to round up some barf bags. Tempus fugit. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2020, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1817 "2020-03-09T15:29:16Z")
Are you trying to be original or to show your knowledge of Latin? Happy Purim everyone! ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1818 "2020-03-10T05:25:04Z")
Keep your woke multicultural garbage to yourself. If there ain’t a Charlie Brown special for it, it ain’t a real holiday :mad: 100% chance of rain tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1819 "2020-03-10T05:30:28Z")
Flora Purim has her own holiday? Outside of Brazil? That’s all fine and good but I would be out in the streets to celebrate Airto Day. I’m gonna see a doctor about my hip. (woops I’m gonna keep it.) And 100% chance of doldrums, huh Chock. I’m still gonna see a doctor about my hip. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1820 "2020-03-10T05:53:01Z")
If ya love yer hip so much why don’t ya just marry it? I just had a delightful glass of whisky. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1821 "2020-03-10T16:17:29Z")
Drinking an posting? Probably driving and texting too. I bought four books to support the library and they gave me a free tote bag. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1822 "2020-03-10T22:50:03Z")
Supporting a library in the Internet Age, seems a lost cause- besides Annie what you buy those books for, a nickel apiece AND they gave you a free tote bag? They’re just HEMORHAGGING MONEY from mis-management, Annie, they just don’t want you or the rest of us to know. .sdrawkcaB rosseforP, dneirf ym ot olleh yaS [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=90) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=92)