# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1863 "2021-12-06T16:24:42Z")
How can Chivas Regal be considered a charity? I gotta finish my yard work today. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1864 "2021-12-11T02:47:13Z")
Don’t rake the damn leaves! They’re an important habitat for overwintering. We have always been at war with Eastasia. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1865 "2021-12-11T19:00:43Z")
**We ?!** You don’t speak for everyone, buster. Only 14 shopping days 'til christmas. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2021, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1866 "2021-12-12T05:37:18Z")
Why don’t you just go on and join in the anxious cult of commercialism? I want stereo speakers for my iphone, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![sta3535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sta3535](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sta3535)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1867 "2022-04-10T21:54:16Z")
Even though I’ve never owned an iPhone, I have no complaints using an Android. Easter is almost here… ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1868 "2022-05-01T15:10:30Z")
And now it’s gone, stuff happens, try to get over it. It’s a lovely day, it looks like Spring has finally arrived! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1869 "2022-05-01T16:28:08Z")
We don’t all live in the northern hemisphere. Ronnie is 5-3 up against Judd. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1870 "2022-05-01T16:37:10Z")
Sounds like a riveting nail biter of a match, but of what exactly I have no idea, tiddlywinks, jacks, sumo wrestling? There’s a glut of free organs on marketplace, who knew? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1871 "2022-05-02T05:29:47Z")
What, you don’t believe in free enterprise? Free stuff is socialism. Legal tender makes the world go ‘round, you know. Uh, just where can I get the free organs. My son-in-law wants to take up music. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1872 "2022-05-02T05:39:32Z")
Next I suppose you’ll want all of us to listen to your son-in-law play and pretend we actually think he’s got any talent. Tomorrow I am borrowing a friend’s pick-up truck in order to run an errand involving an extremely large musical instrument. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1873 "2022-05-02T12:31:17Z")
So you’re going to be handling an extremely large ORGAN? Why do you need the truck then? I had some yummy brisket at an AA party this past weekend. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1874 "2022-05-02T16:30:32Z")
You expect me to waste my time faking offence at that ? None of my leek seeds have germinated. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1875 "2022-05-03T03:11:55Z")
Leeks? You couldn’t just plant plain ordinary onions like regular people? May the Fourth be with you. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1876 "2022-05-03T03:20:13Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > May the Fourth be with you. A _Star Wars_ reference? Everyone knows _Star Trek_ is better science fiction. I paid my rent a day early because the first fell on a Sunday. ---
**Author:** ![sta3535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sta3535](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sta3535)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1877 "2022-05-06T03:09:15Z")
I hope that doesn’t mess up your billing/payment cycle. In other news, I hope you’re enjoying the hockey & basketball playoffs… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1878 "2022-05-09T04:23:21Z")
Hockey shmokey! Sports smorts! Watch some murder shows for crying out loud! I wish that in the house hunting shows, they would find a body. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1879 "2022-06-19T17:38:46Z")
![](https://c.tenor.com/3lX2syH9A68AAAAC/dean-winchester-freaky-fetish.gif "Dean Winchester Freaky Fetish GIF - Dean Winchester Freaky Fetish Serial Killers...") I’m not ready for summer, Spring, it’s going by too fast! ---
**Author:** ![sta3535](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@sta3535](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sta3535)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1880 "2022-11-18T05:32:49Z")
I miss the nice/warm weather, but Thanksgiving is next week and before you know it, it’ll be Christmas… Time must be going too fast for you… Furthermore, I wonder if the OP is still an active member on Straight Dope… ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1881 "2022-11-25T03:58:20Z")
Why do you have to worry about other people like that. Just live your life, will ya? I’m glad to see this thread come back. It’s fun to be easily offended. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/1882 "2022-11-25T16:14:54Z")
What were you waiting for, a gold-plated invitation? I’m getting some pumpkin pie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=95)