I post about the use of the phrase "I pit" to lead pit thread titles

To put it another way, intentially engaging in the behavior you dislike in order to make a point is mockery, not hypocrisy.

Wow, whooshed by the “whoosh.” There’s something meta, or perhaps zen, or definitely something about that. Definitely something.

This truly is meta as you’ve just been whooshed by my whoosh of being whooshed! Imagine!
Truly though, the internet should develop an alphabet/language system that incorporates tone.

In other words, I’ve just mocked 14% of a sample of 150 active pit thread originators. Oh, crap, maybe I should have thought this through a little better.

To be fair, sometimes an OP in the Pit can be so poorly written that the reader legitimately needs to be told what the actual object of the Pitting is.

Starting a thread anywhere with the word “resolved” is pointless - anyone who has been around her for five minutes will quickly pick up on the fact that Dopers cannot and will not agree on ANYTHING 100%.

Nothing ever is, nor gets, “resolved”, but especially idiots who start threads that are truly insipid such as “Resolved: John Carter is the best film of all time!” or in a similar vein.

Might as well paint a target on your back and hand everyone a gun and offer a reward for the best shot.

Does anybody in this thread actually think the original fashioning of the term into a metapragmatic verb was anything other than a kind of mild self-mockery in the first place? Or that using resolved in this way isn’t, either? That seems obvious to me.

Resolved: All pit thread titles shall begin “I burning your …”