# I prefer my pineapple on... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 25, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489 "2018-01-25T22:36:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/1 "2018-01-25T22:36:17Z")
I prefer my pineapple on… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/2 "2018-01-25T22:40:12Z")
…a plate. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/3 "2018-01-25T22:44:42Z")
Carmen Miranda’s ghost. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/4 "2018-01-25T22:44:57Z")
A fork or toothpick. Really, it’s great on either pizza or cake/pastry, or in a fruit salad or on its own. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/5 "2018-01-25T22:50:43Z")
Teriyaki pork loin shish kabob. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/6 "2018-01-25T22:53:33Z")
On the bottom of an upside-down cake. Or, is that the top? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/7 "2018-01-25T22:57:35Z")
…a plate, next to a ham steak with brown sugar and mustard sauce, and scalloped potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/8 "2018-01-25T22:58:21Z")
Anything but pizza. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/9 "2018-01-25T22:59:55Z")
This choice isn’t included but grilled and added to a Mongolian BBQ. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/10 "2018-01-25T23:06:10Z")
…on anything other than pizza. But the real answer is “soaked in vodka” ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/11 "2018-01-25T23:18:37Z")
. . . a plate, next to some spam, rice, nori and maybe a fried egg. IOW, Hawaiian breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/12 "2018-01-25T23:56:53Z")
…in green jello at a rural Minnesota wedding. With marshmallows. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/13 "2018-01-26T00:07:13Z")
In my tacos al pastor? I answered on my pizza, but that’s only because that’s the most likely place for me to eat pineapple (other than the tacos), as I’m not much of a dessert person. But it’s great in cake and pastries, too, of course! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/14 "2018-01-26T00:15:15Z")
Out of those, I suppose compost pile, but I’d prefer to avoid that, just in case of Zombie apocalypse. If I’m forced into pure desperation, I’d hate to ruin the taste of the compost that way. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/15 "2018-01-26T00:25:52Z")
I like fresh pineapple by itself and mostly don’t care for it “in things”. I do like a well-made piña colada though. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/16 "2018-01-26T00:31:07Z")
Pizza!!! Preferably with pepperoni as well. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/17 "2018-01-26T00:41:23Z")
Hollowed out and filled with pineapple fried rice. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/18 "2018-01-26T01:07:53Z")
Anything and everything I can get it on. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/19 "2018-01-26T01:29:20Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > Anything and everything I can get it on. This is the correct answer. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/20 "2018-01-26T01:31:24Z")
Yeah…in a glass with chilled coconut milk, ice, and lots of rum. Preferably in Key West. I’m with **AHunter3.** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489.md?page=2)