# I prefer my pineapple on... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 25, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489 "2018-01-25T22:36:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/21 "2018-01-26T01:40:06Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > …in green jello at a rural Minnesota wedding. With marshmallows. Make sure you use canned pineapple for this. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/22 "2018-01-26T01:49:41Z")
I enjoy a pineapple ring on a good sinkburger. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/23 "2018-01-26T02:20:37Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I enjoy a pineapple ring on a good sinkburger. I can’t tell you how dirty that sounds. ---
**Author:** ![Grumbacher\_Red](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Grumbacher\_Red](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumbacher_Red)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/24 "2018-01-26T02:37:45Z")
Fresh pineapple I like right by itself. Canned pineapple rings are best on white bread with mayonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/25 "2018-01-26T02:50:43Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I can’t tell you how dirty that sounds. It is. It is incredibly dirty – well, messy. Otherwise, it would not be a sinkburger. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/26 "2018-01-26T02:51:29Z")
I said “cake/pastry,” but the first thing that came to my mind was vanilla ice cream (in a banana split). :o ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/27 "2018-01-26T02:58:06Z")
I love pineapple, with cottage cheese. I picked cake/pastries. But really I would eat it everywhere but pizza. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/28 "2018-01-26T04:19:33Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > In my tacos al pastor? I answered on my pizza, but that’s only because that’s the most likely place for me to eat pineapple (other than the tacos), as I’m not much of a dessert person. But it’s great in cake and pastries, too, of course! Yeah, I’m personally offended that al pastor isn’t an option. Since we were given no “other”, I’m gonna have to vote for headgear. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/29 "2018-01-26T05:30:04Z")
Prefer it plain, or caramelized on a dessert. +1 for upside down cake! Pineapple on pizza is an abomination. People who argue for it are just hungry and angling to get a half pizza all to themselves. There is simply no way that a tomato sauce with oregano in it should be mixed with pineapple. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/30 "2018-01-26T11:00:42Z")
…my burger, grilled. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/31 "2018-01-26T11:14:45Z")
If you try pineapple on pizza they way I do it, you will like it. Which is, don’t add it to the pizza until the last half of the cooking process. That said, there should have been a meat or kabob option. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/32 "2018-01-26T12:52:25Z")
Kabob or flambé ---
**Author:** ![GreedySmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GreedySmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreedySmurf)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/33 "2018-01-26T13:12:05Z")
I voted pizza, but my favourite, apart from au naturel, is grilled/bbq’d with a generous coating of cinnamon sugar. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/34 "2018-01-26T15:28:03Z")
Pizza, cake, or the criminally missing teriyaki pork kebab. ---
**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/35 "2018-01-26T15:55:00Z")
…in pineapple upside down cake (I voted for cake) but also in sweet ‘n’ sour pork. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/36 "2018-01-26T16:06:26Z")
Shish Kabob Pizza [Red Robin Banzi-burger](https://www.redrobin.com/food-drinks/full-menu/gourmet-burgers/banzai-burger.html) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/37 "2018-01-26T16:11:10Z")
Accompanying teriyaki anything, of course. With pork if grilled. With alcohol in blended drinks. Pizza involving chicken and/or pineapple is an abomination and should be burned black with fire as an offering to the detested gods. I don’t care for baked stuff featuring pineapple, but I won’t persecute those who do. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/38 "2018-01-26T17:33:56Z")
I prefer my pineapple on… …my tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/39 "2018-01-26T17:44:21Z")
[quote=“Beckdawrek, post:27, topic:807489”] I love pineapple, with cottage cheese. This ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-prefer-my-pineapple-on/807489/40 "2018-01-26T17:46:46Z")
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