# I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-put-hollandaise-on-my-dog-and-then-came-on-him/812801>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-put-hollandaise-on-my-dog-and-then-came-on-him/812801 "2018-04-20T17:29:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-put-hollandaise-on-my-dog-and-then-came-on-him/812801/1 "2018-04-20T17:29:19Z")

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I figured if this isn’t MPSIMS nothing is.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-put-hollandaise-on-my-dog-and-then-came-on-him/812801/2 "2018-04-20T17:33:33Z")

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This should be moved to the “Things to never share with anyone ever” forum.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-put-hollandaise-on-my-dog-and-then-came-on-him/812801/3 "2018-04-20T17:37:49Z")

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Nope.