### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/1 "2000-11-15T00:40:25Z")
I quit.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/2 "2000-11-15T00:42:35Z")
Dude, what gives? You quit what?
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/3 "2000-11-15T00:42:44Z")
Euty,
You okay hun???
Care to let us help you out?
What on your mind?
\< OY \>
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/4 "2000-11-15T00:44:41Z")
Will a bribe entice you to stay? \
No, Euty, really, tell us what we did wrong.
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/5 "2000-11-15T00:48:59Z")
Euty???
Please tell me this is a momentary “I quit.”
Please?
Don’t go…
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### Author:  [@Thirsty4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirsty4)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/6 "2000-11-15T00:50:50Z")
I refuse to except your resignation. Seriously, what’s up? You’re giving us all conniptions.
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/7 "2000-11-15T00:53:38Z")
Euty?
Hey, mister, I know where you live! Well, actually I don’t, but as a fellow Rhode Islander, I say to you–whassup?
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/8 "2000-11-15T00:56:12Z")
I’ll not endeavor to divine why you feel you must quit, **Euty**.
Suffuce it to say, I’ve never known you to be impetuous in your decisions. So I shall support you in whatever you decide is best for you (as if you need _my_ support).
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### Author:  [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/9 "2000-11-15T00:57:21Z")
Sorry- you must be mistaken **Euty**. On my computer screen it says “Moderated by: Eutychus55, Uncle Beer”
See? You have to be the moderator. It says so.
Right???
Unless you **really** don’t want to…
sigh…
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/10 "2000-11-15T01:03:14Z")
If’n you don’t mind **Euty** , which thread broke the camel’s back?
Or was it just “behind-the-scenes” moderator shit?
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/11 "2000-11-15T01:17:38Z")
☹ 😕 ☹
Do what you must, but I don’t want you to go. I’ll miss you.
I was wondering the same thing, ChiefScott.
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### Author:  [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/12 "2000-11-15T01:18:02Z")
Don’t go! ☹
(Unless you feel you must. But we will miss you very much.)
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/13 "2000-11-15T01:20:37Z")
No! This had better be some cruel and twisted joke. Though I can’t hear the twilight zone music it has to be here somewhere.
Come on Euty: at least give us an explanation.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/14 "2000-11-15T01:28:52Z")
Euty, do what you need to do. We love you, man!
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/15 "2000-11-15T01:29:02Z")
Fuckin’ A, dude, don’t go . . . we needs ya.☹
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### Author:  [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/16 "2000-11-15T01:34:11Z")
How Very Enigmatic.
It’s a little early for the GASO.
Such a terse resignation would seem to imply hostility.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/17 "2000-11-15T01:37:12Z")
Ummm, maybe he quit smoking or something.
I’m waiting for the punchline…
😕
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### Author:  [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/18 "2000-11-15T01:43:58Z")
There have been some ominous silences over the past few days. You may not want to hear the punch line Demo.
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### Author:  [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/19 "2000-11-15T01:46:50Z")
His job IRL?
Fighting trolls?
Competing with Alphagene for all the hot chicks?
He wouldn’t quit us…
Right?
Right?
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### Author:  [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/41233/20 "2000-11-15T01:50:00Z")
Euty, I really like you. The replies you have given have always been funny without being cruel. That is a rare character trait to possess.
If it is the SDMB you are quiting, you will be missed.
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