# I quit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/485845 "2009-02-14T18:45:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 132
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/485845/132 "2009-02-15T02:03:16Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Homophobic? WTF? I think you must have me confused with someone else. I’m about as homophobic as Bruce Vilanch. Yup, he definitely has you confused with someone else! > [@I pit internet assholes! (RO)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/59): > > Tell us about your time in the stoney lonesome. > Did you get along with your cellmates? > Were you the mommy or the daddy? > [@I pit internet assholes! (RO)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/80): > > What I’ve seen of our boy **ivan** leads me to believe that he was the Stimpy to a bigger con’s Ren. > [@I pit internet assholes! (RO)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/91): > > You’re making the prison rape jokes too easy, **ivan**. This > indicates pretty clearly that you’ve tossed a salad or two. How many packs of menthols did you go for? --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-quit/485845)._