# I ran the length of Manhattan today!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ran-the-length-of-manhattan-today/651777 "2013-03-01T23:33:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ran-the-length-of-manhattan-today/651777/21 "2013-03-04T19:03:56Z")

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> [@D18](#):
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> Indeed. Instead of porn theatres, there’s Disney; instead of Urban Cowboy, there’s the Smurfs, and the [murder rate](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Toronto) is only about twice that of Toronto! 😉

instead of Urban Cowboy, there’s the [del]Smurfs[/del] Naked Cowboy :rolleyes:

> [@Cartooniverse](#):
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> ETA: Dunno what would be more amusing: A shirt that reads " Doper Bikers" or a shirt that reads " Biker Dopers" 😃

The latter has existed for for a few [years](http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pwp,c-1+100701/f-10002+4294967029)

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ran-the-length-of-manhattan-today/651777/22 "2013-03-04T20:06:43Z")

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Oh, snap !

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