# "I rather \_\_\_\_ than be \_\_\_\_ " game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400 "2003-01-09T00:22:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/21 "2003-01-09T06:04:41Z")
To clear up that simulpost: I’d rather **vote for Dubra in 2004** than **watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller**. (Much easier.) ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/22 "2003-01-09T06:05:25Z")
aahhhh!!! double-simulpost!! ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/23 "2003-01-09T06:06:22Z")
I’d rather **watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller** than **eat the remains**. ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/24 "2003-01-09T06:06:48Z")
I’d rather **watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller** than be **fucked by George Bush**. And it comes full circle! ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/25 "2003-01-09T06:09:32Z")
I’d rather be **f\*cked by George** (P.!) **Bush** than **be Ralph Nader’s love slave** ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/26 "2003-01-09T06:17:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by erislover \* > \*\*I’d rather **watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller** than **eat the remains**. \*\* You win. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/27 "2003-01-09T06:35:33Z")
I’d rather **eat the remains of being Ralph Nader’s love slave** than be **involved in another high speed Doper simulpost collision**. (okay… not really. ;-)) ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/28 "2003-01-09T07:27:44Z")
I’d rather **be involved in another high speed Doper simulpost collision** than \*\* clean a sump pump\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/29 "2003-01-09T07:29:06Z")
I’d rather **clean a sump pump** than **suck a cat’s paws**. ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/30 "2003-01-09T07:30:23Z")
I’d rather **suck a cat’s paws** than bite your nasty shorts.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/31 "2003-01-09T07:49:40Z")
I’d rather **bite your nasty shorts** than **clean up and dispose of a whale carcass**. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/32 "2003-01-09T13:53:26Z")
I’d rather **clean up and dispose of a whale carcass** than **live in a tent on a hockey rink**. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/33 "2003-01-09T14:39:11Z")
I’d rather **live in a tent on a hockey rink** than **show up for work naked**. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/34 "2003-01-09T16:33:07Z")
I’d rather **show up for work naked** than **snog a Sumo Wrestler**. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/35 "2003-01-09T16:48:47Z")
I’d rather \*\* snog a Sumo Wrestler\*\* than \*\* have an episode of Survior recounted to me\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/36 "2003-01-09T16:59:18Z")
I’d rather **have an episode of Survior recounted to me** than to **be Bill Blinton’s intern**. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/37 "2003-01-09T17:00:53Z")
er… that would be Bill Clinton… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/38 "2003-01-09T17:12:20Z")
I’d rather **be Bill Clinton’s intern** than have **Barney the big purple dinosaur live in my house and sing to me for six months** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/39 "2003-01-09T17:36:11Z")
I’d rather have **Barney the big purple dinosaur live in my house and sing to me for six months** than have \*\* Oral sex with a Snapping Turtle\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/40 "2003-01-09T17:44:06Z")
I’d rather have **Barney live and my house and sing for six months** than have **Britny and Christina** dress my daughter for six months.\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400.md?page=3)