# "I rather \_\_\_\_ than be \_\_\_\_ " game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400 "2003-01-09T00:22:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/41 "2003-01-09T18:01:33Z")
_Keithmac won that by 8 minutes so…_ I’d rather \*\* have Oral sex with a Snapping Turtle.\*\* than \*\* be a Scientologist \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/42 "2003-01-09T18:03:36Z")
(hijack) [sub] Now I wonder if anyone would rather be a Scientologist than f\*ck GW Bush… tough call… [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/43 "2003-01-09T18:39:35Z")
I’d rather **be a scientologist** than **be a cannibal** (I’d also rather be a scientologist than even THINK about f\*cking GWB. Yuck). ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/44 "2003-01-09T18:46:50Z")
I’d rather **be a cannibal** than have **Oral Sex with a cannibal** (I seem to have something on my mind 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/45 "2003-01-09T18:54:36Z")
I’d rather \*\* have oral sex with a cannibal \*\* than \*\*never again get oral sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/46 "2003-01-09T18:54:43Z")
I’d rather have **oral sex with a cannibal** than **date Tonya Harding**. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/47 "2003-01-09T18:55:59Z")
I’d rather date Tonya harding than never again get oral sex… [sub] again simulpost [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/48 "2003-01-09T19:33:58Z")
I’d rather **never again get oral sex** than be **forced to eat nothing but peanut butter for the rest of my life** ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/49 "2003-01-09T19:36:10Z")
I’d rather **be forced to eat nothing but peanut butter for the rest of my life** than **be asked to sign up for long distance phone plans on the SDMB**. [sub]oh wait that DID happen… GRRRR[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/50 "2003-01-09T19:40:21Z")
I’d rather **be asked to sign up for long distance phone plans on the SDMB** than **give up diet pepsi for a day**. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/51 "2003-01-09T20:13:38Z")
I’d rather **give up diet Pepsi for a day** than **be forced to swim in a giant vat of BOILING Diet Pepsi**. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/52 "2003-01-09T21:36:44Z")
I’d rather be **forced to swim in a giant vat of BOILING Diet Pepsi** than be **pimholed by a 300 pound gorilla** ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/53 "2003-01-09T23:04:49Z")
pimholed? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/54 "2003-01-09T23:26:50Z")
I’d rather **be pimholed by a 300lb. gorilla** than **listen to Kid Rock for ten minutes.** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/55 "2003-01-09T23:28:13Z")
I’d rather be **pimholed [sic] by a 300 pound gorilla** than **be locked in a small room with a TV that plays nothing but “Three’s Company” reruns and can’t be turned off.** ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/56 "2003-01-09T23:35:06Z")
I’d rather be **locked in a small room with a TV that plays nothing but 'Three’s Company" reruns and can’t be turned off** than **have eyeball worms** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/57 "2003-01-09T23:42:43Z")
Invented by Hugh and Laurie (UK comidiens) as a new swear word to get arround censors. But apparently just too explicit for they themselves to use on TV. Cheers, Keithy ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/58 "2003-01-09T23:45:17Z")
oopse, the above was a note on pimholed. anyway… I’d rather be **have eyeball worms** than have \*\* eyeball porcupines\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/59 "2003-01-09T23:46:37Z")
I’d rather **have eyeball porcupines** than **let the entire population of Liechtenstein sneeze on me**. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/60 "2003-01-09T23:57:32Z")
I’d rather **let the entire population of Liechtenstein sneeze on me** than have **the French fart in my general direction**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400.md?page=4)