# "I rather \_\_\_\_ than be \_\_\_\_ " game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400 "2003-01-09T00:22:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lovelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@lovelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelee)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/61 "2003-01-10T00:55:42Z")
I’d rather **have the French fart in my general direction** than have **to clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue**. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/62 "2003-01-10T01:36:46Z")
I’d rather have to **clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue** than **eat at KFC**. ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/63 "2003-01-10T02:09:29Z")
I’d rather **eat at KFC** than **give a hipo an ob-gyn exam**. ---
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/64 "2003-01-10T03:32:45Z")
I’d rather \*\* Give a hippo an ob-gyn exam \*\* than \*\* be Trent Lott at a Black Panther rally. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/65 "2003-01-10T05:44:23Z")
I’d rather **be Trent Lott at a Black Panther rally** than **be a 10-year-old boy at a Michael Jackson concert**. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/66 "2003-01-10T07:23:26Z")
I’d rather be a **10-year-old boy at a Michael Jackson concert** than an **infant in Michael Jackson’s care**. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/67 "2003-01-10T08:47:24Z")
I’d rather be **an infant in Michael Jackson’s care** than **a new prison “lifer” with a cellmate called Big Bubba**. ---
**Author:** ![samboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@samboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samboy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/68 "2003-01-10T12:10:29Z")
Id rather **be a AA soldier in Iraq** than \*\*be an infant in Michael Jackson’s care \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/69 "2003-01-10T16:04:32Z")
I’d rather be **a new prison “lifer” with a cellmate called Big Bubba** than **Join in a Pit thread on Unbanning Satan**. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/70 "2003-01-10T16:07:27Z")
I’d rather \*\* join in a Pit thread on Unbanning Satan\*\* than \*\* be dead\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/71 "2003-01-10T19:17:10Z")
I’d rather be **dead** than **undead**. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/72 "2003-01-10T20:22:31Z")
I’d rather be **undead** than **a victim of the undead**. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/73 "2003-01-10T20:24:45Z")
I’d rather \*\* be a victim of the undead \*\* than \*\* listen to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/74 "2003-01-10T20:46:43Z")
I’d rather \*\* listen to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again \*\* than be anal-raped by a horde of albino, transexual pygmies WHILE listening to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/75 "2003-01-10T20:50:20Z")
dag nabbit! I’d rather \*\* listen to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again \*\* than \*\* be anal-raped by a horde of albino, transexual pygmies WHILE listening to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again. \*\* young whippersnappers and their HTML expectations… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/76 "2003-01-10T23:06:50Z")
I’s rather be **anal-raped by a horde of albino, transexual pygmies WHILE listening to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again** than be **eviscerated with a spork**. ---
**Author:** ![sniglet999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@sniglet999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniglet999)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/77 "2003-01-10T23:18:53Z")
Okay, now I can’t get the theme from Matchgame 76 (or 77, or 78, or PM) outta my head. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/78 "2003-01-10T23:54:42Z")
I’d rather be **eviscerated with a spork** than **be French kissed by Carrot Top** ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/79 "2003-01-10T23:56:39Z")
Why is it that every time I look at this thread the person before me has used a word I don’t know? WTH is a ‘spork’? ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/80 "2003-01-11T00:02:31Z")
a spork is a combination of a spoon and a fork. I’d rather be **be French kissed by Carrot Top** than **be French kissed by Ellen Degeneres** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400.md?page=5)