# "I rather \_\_\_\_ than be \_\_\_\_ " game!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400 "2003-01-09T00:22:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/141 "2003-01-20T16:23:36Z")

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I’d rather **have to read poems by Rod McKuen every day for a month** than **have Freddie Kruger as a proctologist**.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/142 "2003-01-20T16:53:15Z")

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I’d rather **have Freddie Kruger as a proctologist** than **have Lorena Bobbit as a urologist**.

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**Author:** ![dahempfaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@dahempfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dahempfaerie)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/143 "2003-01-20T16:57:42Z")

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I’d rather **have Freddie Kruger as a proctologist** than be **forced to watch nothing but every single one of the “Dude, we’re getting a Dell” commercials on TV over and over for the rest of my days.**

BTW, I believe my sig could fit inwith this game:D

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**Author:** ![dahempfaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@dahempfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dahempfaerie)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/144 "2003-01-20T16:59:53Z")

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ack…forgot to turn on sig…

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-rather-____-than-be-____-game/147400/145 "2003-01-20T19:25:48Z")

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I’d rather **have Lorena Bobbit as a urologist** than **have Michael Jackson as a child minder**.

Sorry **dahempfaerie** you was just beaten by **Monstre**

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