# I really apologize. I had to do this. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 28, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141 "2010-03-28T21:17:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/1 "2010-03-28T21:17:23Z")
Honest, Adobe Photoshop put a paintgun to my head and forced me to make this. It’s all my brother’s fault. I was discussing The Twilight Zone, and he misoverheard me. After that, I _had_ to do it. My right-brain took me hostage. Here ya go: [The Twilight Zone](http://www.flickr.com/photos/9624983@N05/4470517093/sizes/o/). ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/2 "2010-03-28T21:26:17Z")
Well crafted, humorous. 4 stars out of 5. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/3 "2010-03-28T21:28:05Z")
Cute. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/4 "2010-03-28T22:24:13Z")
Definitely belongs on one of those funny Photoshopped movie poster sites! ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/5 "2010-03-28T22:52:58Z")
_snerk_ ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/6 "2010-03-28T22:54:24Z")
Can you share the URL for your DeviantArt page? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/7 "2010-03-28T23:01:31Z")
That is great, and needs to make the intertube rounds asap! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/8 "2010-03-29T00:11:36Z")
That is awesome. It actually took a few second for the joke to sit in, which, to me, makes it perfect. I’m sure my sister, who actually likes Twilight (rather than just remembering everything about it like I do) will find it hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/9 "2010-03-29T01:17:07Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Can you share the URL for your DeviantArt page? 😃 Maybe I should get a DeviantArt page. > [@Taomist](#): > > That is great, and needs to make the intertube rounds asap! Go ahead! Nothing would be funnier than to see it because the next overused internet meme. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/10 "2010-03-29T02:48:21Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Maybe I should get a DeviantArt page. That would be nice. You don’t strike me as the type that would delete all critical comments, which happens too often there. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/11 "2010-03-29T03:13:21Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Maybe I should get a DeviantArt page. > > Go ahead! Nothing would be funnier than to see it because the next overused internet meme. Dibs on BuzzFeed. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/12 "2010-03-29T03:25:31Z")
Shared on FB, attributed to my friend Malleus. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![born\_too\_late](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@born\_too\_late](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/born_too_late)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/13 "2010-03-29T18:58:13Z")
You could probably make a few bucks putting it on a t-shirt… ---
**Author:** ![Leiko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Leiko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leiko)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/14 "2010-03-29T19:46:05Z")
Have you shown this to Cleolinda Jones? She might get a kick out of it. I certainly did! ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/15 "2010-03-30T00:08:38Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Dibs on BuzzFeed. Submitted. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/16 "2010-03-30T02:48:45Z")
Put it up on another message board I read, which is full of juvenile types, some of which I am certain do the 4Chan thing. Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![sulamith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@sulamith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulamith)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/17 "2010-03-30T02:59:37Z")
oh please let this be put up on one of those blogs where the twi-hards hang out…please please please! My only hope is that the teeny boppers who worship Twilight will one day about ten years hence stumble across Anne Rice and learn what a real vampire novel should really be. ---
**Author:** ![Tanbarkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@Tanbarkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanbarkie)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/18 "2010-03-31T03:21:07Z")
Nice job! It’s even funnier if you imagine the text being read out loud by Rod Serling. And funnier still if you imagine it being read by the Futurama “Scary Door” guy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-apologize-i-had-to-do-this/534141/19 "2010-04-01T01:24:08Z")
I am soooo sharing that! 😃