# I really need some casual sex right now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291 "2000-09-06T23:02:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ignatiusjreilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@ignatiusjreilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignatiusjreilly)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/1 "2000-09-06T23:02:57Z")
That’s right, the girlfriend broke up with me recently. I’m going through all of the normal breakup feelings, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But before we broke up, she lost interest in sex. In fact, we never really had intercourse - and I was willing to wait, but now I just need some good old fashioned casual sex. Argh. Bumpin and grindin and moaning and breathing and sweating and moaning some more until the wee hours of the morning. I’m not looking for the rebound, I’m just looking for some sweaty all-out sex. No strings. No commitments. Nothing but S-E-X. Argh. I’m driving myself even more crazy just thinking about it. Yep, I want some sex. Especially the sweaty part. Argh. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/2 "2000-09-06T23:05:07Z")
…well… I’m not normally into that sort of thing… soo… ah what the hell. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/3 "2000-09-06T23:28:45Z")
Anyone got a cold shower for the poor boy? I’m sure he’d be willing to share… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/4 "2000-09-07T00:21:04Z")
: gets in line behind ignatiusjreilly ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/5 "2000-09-07T00:32:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*: gets in line behind ignatiusjreilly \*\* **struggles** …must… not… make… smartass… comment… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/6 "2000-09-07T01:06:24Z")
make that comment Whammo and I line up behind you next! ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/7 "2000-09-07T01:14:26Z")
Geeze… I wish I could help… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/8 "2000-09-07T01:44:35Z")
Is this a plea for sympathy or a plea for volunteers? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/9 "2000-09-07T02:18:05Z")
mmmmmm … casual sex. Much like butter, only slightly more creamy! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/10 "2000-09-07T02:32:08Z")
Is this the line for casual sex??? :::Gets in line behind **xizor** … four feet behind him, though::: ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/11 "2000-09-07T02:47:31Z")
If you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands. :::Roar of applause becomes deafening::: Heheheheh, I’m wanting some play too. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/12 "2000-09-07T03:47:36Z")
::clapping:: Skugs, let’s start a new line… Let’s make this one vertical. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/13 "2000-09-07T04:22:19Z")
…talk about timing… I just happen to have this little black book for sale… :: evil grin :: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/14 "2000-09-07T04:31:14Z")
Dude, why not just, like, go and get it? Straight people have chat rooms and personal ads and bars and stuff too, right? (In that order of ease?) Oh, you don’t want to meet someone like that? Well, beggars… ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/15 "2000-09-07T04:34:10Z")
Go out and get good and drunk. This will loosen you up as well as lower your standards on looks. ---
**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/16 "2000-09-07T04:42:50Z")
Casual sex, eh? Well, as a “non-frequenter” of casual sex, I’d like to say - I want more than anything to change that. lol. Like any teenage girl, I’m confuzzled…but causual sex sure does sound kind of yummy…mmmmmm…casual sex… (grins as she listens to Herbal Essences commercials in the background…gotta love it) 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/17 "2000-09-07T05:03:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > \*\*:::Gets in line behind **xizor** … four feet behind him, though::: \*\* Quit bragging. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/18 "2000-09-07T05:19:20Z")
I know how you’re feeling dude…although I refuse to stand in line with all those other guys…it looks kinda gay ;). Wow…he’s _four_ feet behind you??? ---
**Author:** ![Tuerca8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Tuerca8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuerca8)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/19 "2000-09-07T05:53:16Z")
To quote the great film: Dead Man on Campus… “it was like, time for sex, I mean, I didn’t have to do anything… to make it happen.” I’m not too sure that it applies here, I just like the quote. -nut- btw… Four feet? maybe he meant he was on all four feet… ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/20 "2000-09-07T13:00:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > > \*\*:::Gets in line behind **xizor** … four feet behind him, though::: \*\* > > Quit bragging. \*\* THAT is the funniest thing I’ve read this morning…now I have to clean up the Diet Dr Pepper mess… dave (yeah, the waters cold AND deep) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291.md?page=2)