# I really need some casual sex right now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291 "2000-09-06T23:02:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/21 "2000-09-07T13:10:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleStar \* > \*\*Casual sex, eh? Well, as a “non-frequenter” of casual sex, I’d like to say - I want more than anything to change that. lol. Like any teenage girl, I’m confuzzled…but causual sex sure does sound kind of yummy…mmmmmm…casual sex… (grins as she listens to Herbal Essences commercials in the background…gotta love it) 🙂 🙂 🙂 \*\* {leering, hopefully} Are you over 18, LittleStar? ---
**Author:** ![ignatiusjreilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@ignatiusjreilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignatiusjreilly)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/22 "2000-09-07T13:20:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Go out and get good and drunk. This will loosen you up as well as lower your standards on looks. Well, that’s going to be the plan. I don’t know if I’ll get any sex out of it, but I damn sure will be talking to and prowling for everything that’s wearing a skirt… Just need to be sure that the place we’re going is frequented by _women_ in skirts… ---
**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/23 "2000-09-07T13:29:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cooldude \* > \*\*Go out and get good and drunk. This will loosen you up as well as lower your standards on looks. \*\* There is one minor problem with the strategy. It is a syndrome known as “drunk cock”. You have to be very careful not contract this syndrome, or then you will not only be getting and sex, but you will be completely humiliated that you had a chance and couldn’t get Mr. Happy to cooperate. I have fallen victim to drunk cock before, and trust me no good will come of it. So if you want to go get drunk, have fun, just don’t get so drunk that you can’t function. Duh ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/24 "2000-09-07T13:52:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DuhMan \* > **It is a syndrome known as “drunk cock”.** [Rodney Dangerfield] I tell ya, my sex life is like shooting pool with a rope [/Rodney] Sorry, couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/25 "2000-09-07T13:52:34Z")
Your place or mine? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CandyMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@CandyMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandyMan)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/26 "2000-09-07T13:53:30Z")
Not to hijak this for too long, but while Drunk Cock (DC) is bad, there is that… ummm… Buzzed Cock (BC) that has it just desensitized enough to make it last even longer… Since the line seems for the entire US, I will start a fresh line for Central New York. Any women in the CNY region feel free to cut in front of me. CandyMan ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/27 "2000-09-07T13:57:43Z")
You get no sympathy from me. ::gets in line 4 feet behind Bear:: Hey Bear, watch it! Your about step on my dick. Be careful. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/28 "2000-09-07T15:09:47Z")
geeeez, that sure is a long line. I can’t believe you guys! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/29 "2000-09-07T15:16:35Z")
[moe] ah geez, theres always a line [/moe] ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/30 "2000-09-07T15:20:28Z")
**Brings in the goat from Gunslingers party** There ya go guys, have at her. She’s a little bit used and abused, but she’s pre-lubed. Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/31 "2000-09-07T15:21:06Z")
jjfishe, don’t stray too close to this line. It could turn into a stampede. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/32 "2000-09-07T15:22:11Z")
I don’t think so, Whammo. Everytime I get near her, she looks at me funny. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/33 "2000-09-07T15:33:52Z")
\ _Sigh_ I wonder how much a plane ticket to UAE is these days… And, matt, thanks for the laugh! Four feet indeed. 😃 You either, Aglarond. Don’t you guys realize, if we saw a ‘member’ _that_ big, we’d run screaming the other way! :eek: \ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/34 "2000-09-07T15:34:52Z")
Thats just her “come hithererererer” look. Felch her well boys, the next guy doesn’t want to have to clean up your mess! ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/35 "2000-09-07T15:58:47Z")
You know, nothing will help turn your incessant thoughts away from sex quite like picturing a long round of goatfucking. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/36 "2000-09-07T16:00:19Z")
Sorry, I’m just not desparate enoughto get with the goat. Maybe some other time. For now, a parting gift. ::drops a large straw next to the goat and leaves:: ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/37 "2000-09-07T16:04:43Z")
Hey jjj, what do you say you an I go get a drink and leave these degenerates to their vices? You know, sex with me is _anything but casual_! ---
**Author:** ![ignatiusjreilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@ignatiusjreilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignatiusjreilly)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/38 "2000-09-07T16:30:38Z")
OK, this is not what I had in mind. I was thinking more of a hookup at a bar this weekend, or maybe even with a willing friend in a Jerry/Elaine type arrangement. You guys can leave the goatfucking to yourself. 🙂 [steps out of line] ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/39 "2000-09-07T16:33:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*Hey jjj, what do you say you an I go get a drink and leave these degenerates to their vices? You know, sex with me is _anything but casual_! \*\* Omniscient… Rumor is you get around on SDMB. Besides… I don’t play that way… I think you’ve got me confused with one of those “other” girls. We can still go get a drink if you like… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291/40 "2000-09-07T17:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ignatiusjreilly \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Go out and get good and drunk. This will loosen you up as well as lower your standards on looks. > > Well, that’s going to be the plan. I don’t know if I’ll get any sex out of it, but I damn sure will be talking to and prowling for everything that’s wearing a skirt… Just need to be sure that the place we’re going is frequented by _women_ in skirts… \*\* Best to stay out of Scotland then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-casual-sex-right-now/32291.md?page=3)