# I really need some help!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998 "2013-12-23T05:53:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@oz0ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oz0ne)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/1 "2013-12-23T05:53:30Z")
What’s going on here? Normally, they want to eat each others ass.
[http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/23/pebebapy.jpg](http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/23/pebebapy.jpg)
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/2 "2013-12-23T06:16:28Z")
No way in hell.
I wouldn’t click that link for all the tea in China.
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### Author:  [@oz0ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oz0ne)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/3 "2013-12-23T06:32:47Z")
> [@zoid](#):
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> No way in hell.
> I wouldn’t click that link for all the tea in China.
Bah. It’s Tapatalk’s fault. I apologize. No harm intended. If you have a sack, it’s just a picture of cats!
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### Author:  [@Cerealbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerealbox)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/4 "2013-12-23T06:38:54Z")
oh my god, i’ve never seen it so hairy in my life
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### Author:  [@oz0ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oz0ne)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/5 "2013-12-23T07:24:47Z")
Apologies. Disregard. Let this be a lesson to you leaving unsecured computers.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/6 "2013-12-23T09:05:32Z")
> [@oz0ne](#):
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> What’s going on here? Normally, they want to eat each others ass.
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> [http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/23/pebebapy.jpg](http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/23/pebebapy.jpg)
I had one, but the wheels fell off.
(no way am I clicking that either).
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/7 "2013-12-23T09:09:49Z")
> [@Cerealbox](#):
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> oh my god, i’ve never seen it so hairy in my life
Mine used to be hairy, just like that. But now I have my barber trim it, and I get nothing but compliments.
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### Author:  [@obbn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obbn)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/8 "2013-12-23T11:36:58Z")
Click away, just some cats. Come on guys, no fear!
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/9 "2013-12-23T11:38:35Z")
A number of cats. Right.
How many cups?
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### Author:  [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/10 "2013-12-23T11:54:31Z")
Ah, how cute… you sure do need some help there 🙂
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/11 "2013-12-23T11:58:07Z")
> [@obbn](#):
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> Click away, just some cats. Come on guys, no fear!
Listen, ever since goatse I’m a great big bundle of link-fear :eek:
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### Author:  [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/12 "2013-12-23T12:24:52Z")
Moved to MPSIMS since there really isn’t a General Question.
**samclem** , moderator
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### Author:  [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/13 "2013-12-23T16:52:02Z")
You just got my vote for Top Obvious Spam (That isn’t, Actually) of The Year award.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-need-some-help/676998/14 "2013-12-23T19:11:39Z")
> [@oz0ne](#):
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> Apologies. Disregard. Let this be a lesson to you leaving unsecured computers.
We learned that lesson here a long time ago - just ask our illustrious moderator, **Hal Briston.** (But don’t bring up the sheep - he’s still sensitive about that.)