# I really should wait until 1000, but... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211 "2000-08-13T21:02:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/21 "2000-08-14T21:41:10Z")
Oh and happy 700th ssskuggiii!! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/22 "2000-08-15T01:03:14Z")
Happy 700 Skoogy! 😉 (That’s how I always say your name.) Random thought: I hate wearing shoes and socks. ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/23 "2000-08-15T01:12:13Z")
Mega-congrats. I’m coming up on 50. Now for my useless thought: I really, really, **REALLY** love chocolate cheesecake, and also french silk pie. Oh yes, oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/24 "2000-08-15T01:30:15Z")
Ok, well I was going to make this a thread (just for the hell of it), but in a good cause… What a day! I impressed **my** client, my boss, my employees AND somebody **else** ’s client! _ **AND I’M DRUNK!** _ You all have been great! Thank you very much! Oh, and congrats on 700, **ssskuggiii**! Anniz, I want a woman, how YOU doin’? grem ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/25 "2000-08-15T01:32:09Z")
Stupid sig cancelling software… No really **Anniz** , what are you wearing? grem ---
**Author:** ![Carpe\_Felem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@Carpe\_Felem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carpe_Felem)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/26 "2000-08-15T01:44:30Z")
My random thought, leftover from the weekend: What am I going to _do_ with all these road signs? Congrats, **ssskuggiii**. This is my first post party. I thought there would be more Cheez Whiz. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/27 "2000-08-15T01:54:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*Gratulerar(congratulations **ssskuggiii**. > And keep them coming.🙂 > > A random thought, **I want a man…now** ;):)\*\* I want a woman…now. Would you like to do something about this? I can pretend to be 25, and given the age I think you look, I’ll be the older man. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/28 "2000-08-15T04:09:09Z")
Well, it’s actually 721 now that i’m here, so happy 721st posting little lady! congratulations! you won the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ of your dreams. (fill in the blank) ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/29 "2000-08-15T04:11:54Z")
Um, which one to choose? Damn, there’s too many guys I want right now. Can’t I have them all? I know I’m being selfish, but I’m pretty sure I can handle them all, I promise. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/30 "2000-08-15T07:40:07Z")
**DarkHeart** , I take that as a compliment, tack(thanks). So, where do you live then? To far away I guess…🙂 Hi **grem** , I’m fine. What am I wearing, actually nothing, since it’s morning and I just got up from bed. I don’t sleep in anything. Not in the summer.🙂 **iampunha** , catch me on AIM tonight, I’ll be waiting for you…;)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/31 "2000-08-15T07:57:50Z")
Congrats, ssskuggiii. Now: How much free time do you have, exactly, that you’ve made so many posts in so short a time? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/32 "2000-08-15T08:17:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*What am I wearing, actually nothing, since it’s morning > and I just got up from bed. > I don’t sleep in anything. > Not in the summer.🙂 > > **iampunha** , catch me on AIM tonight, > I’ll be waiting for you…;)🙂 > \*\* You’re not wearing anything? Okay . . .now, not only am I not in the right state, I shouldn’t even BE in the states. I should be helping Anniz out of bed 😉 And I WILL be on AIM. I will try to be on by 9 am my time. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/33 "2000-08-15T08:19:49Z")
'Grats, **skuggs**. Interesting post, **Anniz**. _The above post, run through the Babelfish English/ChiefScott translator:_ Nice feckin’ smilies, putz. I wanna boff you senseless, woman. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/34 "2000-08-15T08:34:07Z")
If we killed all the flies in the world, and grouped them up into one big bag, how much would they weigh? And how much would Clinton weigh if he ate a bunch of flies? And how much weight did Monica gain when she ate Clinton? Did she get hungry again a few minutes afterward? If you ate your own weight in chinese food, how long would it take you to get hungry again? Would you ever be hungry again? I think we should have a new spoon-shovel hybrid, for the guy on the go. I hate mittens. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/35 "2000-08-15T19:12:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Nice feckin’ smilies, putz. > > I wanna boff you senseless, woman. > > \*\* OH Chieffie, you know you love me. I just can’t resist sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/36 "2000-08-16T00:48:22Z")
**Anniz** , Ummm…oh my…I’m…ummm…speechless. I’m not sure how long it will take for the mental image to fade, but whenever it is will be too soon. Dear one, do you need a devoted servant to attend to your every need? If so, let me know. grem BTW, sorry for the hijack in your post party thread **ssskuggiii** , I just couldn’t help myself. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/37 "2000-08-16T04:49:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanibelMan \* > \*\*Congrats, ssskuggiii. Now: How much free time do you have, exactly, that you’ve made so many posts in so short a time? \*\* It all started when I had too much free time one day when I had no work and didn’t want to read the stupid books for school… ::beginning dream sequence style flashback:: ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/38 "2000-08-16T08:28:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by grem0517 \* > \*\ ***Anniz** , > > Ummm…oh my…I’m…ummm…speechless. I’m not sure how long it will take for the mental image to fade, but whenever it is will be too soon. Dear one, do you need a devoted servant to attend to your every need? If so, let me know. > > grem > \*\* Yep, I do, don’t everyone know that here soon… A devoted servant to attend to your every need, ahhhhhh, that sounds great. I can’t waite to long though… You should catch me on a chat sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/39 "2000-08-16T14:04:08Z")
**Anniz** said: > [@](#): > > I can’t waite to long though… > You should catch me on a chat sometime. Ok, would you like to fly over here and let me take care of you or do you need me to come over there? (Note to self: Get a damn passport, NOW) On a slightly more technical note: Where is this chat? I’ve seen references to it in several places, is it ICQ or AOL? grem ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211/40 "2000-08-16T15:26:04Z")
Here’s my thoughts: If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Or, more importantly: Wet cleavage goes a long way. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-really-should-wait-until-1000-but/29211.md?page=3)