I requre a non-dope alternative to the use of 'god' as an expletive or expression

I tend to use britishisms a lot, though I’m not British. (I have some British ancestry though) “Bloody hell” gets used a lot. Lately, ever since I saw that aussie car commercial, I’ve been saying “Bugger” and “Bugger me” a lot (in an aussie accent, of course).

“Smeg” was a favourite of mine a while back, but I was incapable of saying it without trying to do a David Lister impression.

I’m not at all sure why I use “puppies!” and “Oh, puppy poop!”… but they tend to diffuse my irritation a bit, so I like 'em. Prolly 'cause I like puppies…

I’ve been experimenting with “Wibble” as a curse word lately. It’s working rather well, actually.

*Oh, Wibble!

Stupid Wibbling thing!

That’s the biggest load of Wibble I’ve heard in years!*

:smiley:

Wibble- the most versatile word in the English language- or indeed, any language! :smiley:

It doesn’t, and it usually brings a laugh.

“Great skyclad Unitarians!”