# I run a porn site **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770 "2001-03-05T01:52:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/1 "2001-03-05T01:52:24Z")
I have a web site - [http://www.guanolad.com](http://www.guanolad.com) - that houses a silly cartoon strip that I have failed to update in about a year or more. I link to this site on my profile, because I can 🙂 Sometimes I like to check out the stats on my site, to see who is visiting, and from there it shows the referring pages it was linked to from. Lo and behold, I notice today that one of the most popular pages is [this one,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61253) where I mentioned I work on a porn site. I just thought that was funny 🙂 I can’t, of course, link to the porn site from my profile, it’s not really allowed here. If you really want to visit it, though, I can probably give you the URL if you email me. Perhaps. But you have to be nice to me first. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/2 "2001-03-05T02:25:06Z")
Dude. Get to writing again. This stuff is gold! ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/3 "2001-03-05T02:57:50Z")
No Joke! This is awesome! I need more! ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/4 "2001-03-05T03:31:14Z")
I run a porn site too, **GuanoLad** , but it is my alter ego and I don’t hand out the url to the peeps in here. I couldn’t handle the criticism…waaa… 😉 You take photos?? Hmm… we need to talk!! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/5 "2001-03-05T03:50:15Z")
Guano and Silly… We need to talk:) ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/6 "2001-03-05T03:57:40Z")
I used to run my own porn site too, until the server died a few months ago. I want to do it again and need some server help. Used to post 100 pics a week and have around 5000 right now. Just for some background 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/7 "2001-03-05T04:00:06Z")
Ooh, this is sounding promising 🙂 Email me ladies! (If I don’t email you first…) And I mayyyyy continue PigeonMan when I get my scanner fixed… ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/8 "2001-03-05T04:08:56Z")
**TM** , e-mail me. I can help you with your server troubles, maybe feature you on my site or my friends site. If you have burnt your pix on a CD I can sell them for you on my site as well… there’s money for all that work ya did, honey!!! **GL** , I’ll e ya in a bit… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/9 "2001-03-05T06:15:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \* > > \*\*I can’t, of course, link to the porn site from my profile, it’s not really allowed here. \*\* I know the mods always delete links to porn sites when they’re posted in threads, but linking them in your profile doesn’t appear to be frowned on, as **Stoid** runs a porn site and links right to it [in her profile](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=Stoid). I don’t know what the official rule on this is, but she’s never made a secret of it and as far as I know, has never been asked to remove it. > [@](#): > > \*\*“I have come for you Nastywoman!!! Fear me!!!” > > “You’re weird, Pigeonman.”\*\* LMAO! Great strips! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/10 "2001-03-05T06:17:44Z")
OMG! Thank goodness I didn’t have any liquids in my mouth when I read [this one](http://www.guanolad.com/archive/13-11-99.htm), or you’d be paying for my new keyboard! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excuse me, I have to go read more… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/11 "2001-03-05T06:22:31Z")
Really?? Hi stoid…how YOU doing??? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/12 "2001-03-05T06:31:18Z")
By the way stoid…how do you get those awesome old porn pics? The porn vid store I used to frequent had a good old vid but once it was broken they never replaced it. I love those b&w postcard/peepshow kind of pics…too fucking cool! Am I hitting the wrong antique stores to find em? ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/13 "2001-03-05T13:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\ ***TM** , e-mail me. I can help you with your server troubles, maybe feature you on my site or my friends site. If you have burnt your pix on a CD I can sell them for you on my site as well… there’s money for all that work ya did, honey!!! > > **GL** , I’ll e ya in a bit… 😉 \*\* Ahhhhh… Nothing like the smell of porn business deals in the morning. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/14 "2001-03-05T14:03:49Z")
This is…um…very interesting. My brother has been talking about starting a porn site. Perhaps y’all could give him some pointers? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/15 "2001-03-05T23:45:53Z")
Yeah, here’s a useful pointer - don’t do it! 😃 There’s a glut of porn in the market, so if you expect to make money from it, you have to offer excellent content. And to offer excellent content takes talent, skill, money, time, and energy, all in abundant supply. If you don’t have that, you’re probably wasting your time, unless you’re planning on ripping people off. On the other hand, if you just have some nudey pics you want to show people, go ahead. But you won’t stand out from the crowd. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-run-a-porn-site/56770/16 "2001-03-06T00:20:27Z")
We have people here who run porn sites for sometime. They usually talk about how much money they make. I always chuckle about those 24/7 live sex sites. To think that people would have sex 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, right.