# I saw a great vanity plate today!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 7, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672 "2008-02-07T14:21:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/21 "2008-02-08T16:51:41Z")

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I saw ‘RANDMA’, and I didn’t get it until I saw that it was a Green Bay Packer plate with the logo on the far left.

I read about a white Rabbit with the plates ‘ML8 ML8’

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/22 "2008-02-08T17:43:22Z")

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[QUOTE=GrizzRich]  
Years ago, in Virginia, I saw…

\*\* BAA BAA \*\*

It was on a black Jeep.  
[/QUOTE]

_groans_

Okay, it’s cute.. but still. 😉

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**Author:** ![HillKat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/838e76/32.png) [@HillKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HillKat)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/23 "2008-02-08T18:06:18Z")

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I think my all time favorite (on a VERY nice Corvette, if memory serves) is:  
**WHY I WK**

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/24 "2008-02-08T18:55:24Z")

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In Indiana, you can get a plate that says “In God We Trust” on the left side. I saw one with a big chrome border that looked like bones. The bones blocked out part of it, so it said “In od we rust.”

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**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/25 "2008-02-08T19:12:21Z")

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I remember a black VW Rabbit with the license plate **INLE**. Loved that one.

And another one took my mother and I a year to figure out, since we saw it almost every day picking me up from school. It read **AUILOX**. The woman driving was blond. So confusing!

Au is gold. She’s blond. Goldilocks. Yeah, we groaned too.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/26 "2008-02-08T19:26:41Z")

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For the longest time the security people at my school wondered what my fascination with “foreign sex” was, and how I got away with splashing it across my license plate:

**XXX 4N6**  
None of them had ever heard of the proper definition of the word:

American Heritage Dictionary  
\*\*fo·ren·sics \*\* (fə-rěn’sĭks, -zĭks)  
**n.** (used with a sing. verb)

\*The art or study of formal debate; argumentation. \*  
😃

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**Author:** ![BetsQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BetsQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BetsQ)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/27 "2008-02-08T19:43:18Z")

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I saw one recently that said PLANAHE. That was good for a chuckle while creeping around the beltway.

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**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/28 "2008-02-08T19:43:20Z")

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This morning, in front of me, was a minivan full of kids with the plate:  
PB4WEGO  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/29 "2008-02-08T19:49:00Z")

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Back in the '80s I worked for a guy who liked Popeye. He had a VW Bug with the plate **AGAGAGA**.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/30 "2008-02-08T20:05:45Z")

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[QUOTE=appleciders]  
I remember a black VW Rabbit with the license plate **INLE**. Loved that one.  
[/QUOTE]

Little help, please?

(I got AUILOX right away. Ha!)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/31 "2008-02-08T20:18:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Scarlett67]  
(I got AUILOX right away. Ha!)  
[/QUOTE]

Down in Orange County I used to see a car whose plate said **AUGHOTI**.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/32 "2008-02-08T20:28:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Scarlett67]  
Little help, please?

(I got AUILOX right away. Ha!)  
[/QUOTE]

The driver is an effeminate man, a “nelly”.

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/33 "2008-02-08T20:40:02Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
The driver is an effeminate man, a “nelly”.  
[/QUOTE]  
[No no no!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Rabbit_of_Inl%C3%A9)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/34 "2008-02-08T20:47:15Z")

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The best [non-vanity](http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/license.asp) license plate.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/35 "2008-02-08T21:01:21Z")

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I just saw a car drive past me on I94 today. A red Monte Carlo with the license plate “LOLITA”.

I don’t use emoticons, but I was making this face: :dubious:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/36 "2008-02-08T21:07:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Quote:  
> Originally Posted by appleciders  
> I remember a black VW Rabbit with the license plate INLE. Loved that one.  
> Little help, please?

It’s from the novel **Watership Down**. The Rabbit of Death, in the mythology of Rabbits, is “The Black Rabbit of Inle”

I had a friend who swore she saw that one, too.  
The one I love was one I saw at a traffic light,. It took me a minute to figure it out:  
**ML8 ML8**

What made it perfect was that it was on a White Rabbit.

The one I saw was a New Hampshire Plate, but there must be more than one of these, because someone on this Board reported another case from down South.

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/37 "2008-02-08T21:15:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
The best [non-vanity](http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/license.asp) license plate.  
[/QUOTE]

Dammit! I came in to post that! _grumble_

Love that plate!!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/38 "2008-02-08T22:39:04Z")

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[QUOTE=ShadowFacts]  
Dammit! I came in to post that! _grumble_

Love that plate!!  
[/QUOTE]

Me too!  
Curses!  
Fine, I shall throw down [This](http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/09/03/bukkake-license-plate/)

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/39 "2008-02-08T23:08:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
Down in Orange County I used to see a car whose plate said **AUGHOTI**.  
[/QUOTE]

Too sweet!

One of the English department faculty at my college had GHOTI. Wonder if he still does. Maybe he’s dead by now and I could get it!!

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-a-great-vanity-plate-today/436672/40 "2008-02-08T23:43:27Z")

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[QUOTE=RealityChuck]  
My favorite was still YOURN.

The owner was a urologist.  
[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of one seen about 20 years ago on an OB-GYN’s old VW Beetle:  
STILDNCN

And longer ago than that, in a similar vein, MUFFDIVR

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