# I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 9, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765 "2000-12-09T15:48:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/21 "2000-12-11T17:18:12Z")
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn’t see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. ``` Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night. ``` I saw a mummy fisting Santa Claus Underneath the pyramid last night The mummy hit butt rust Santa thought it was some dust Then the mummy pulled it out And looked at it in disgust Then I saw a mummy dual-fisting Santa Clause Underneath the pyramid tonight When Santa blew a fart The mummy fell apart From fisting Santas ass that’s oh so tight. ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/22 "2000-12-11T17:32:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SqrlCub \* > \*\*I saw a mummy fisting Santa Claus > Underneath the pyramid last night > The mummy hit butt rust > Santa thought it was some dust > Then the mummy pulled it out > And looked at it in disgust > > Then I saw a mummy dual-fisting Santa Clause > Underneath the pyramid tonight > When Santa blew a fart > The mummy fell apart > From fisting Santas ass that’s oh so tight. \*\* OK, now we’ve gone from disturbing to downright sick. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/23 "2000-12-11T17:55:35Z")
Yes, now we’re on the same page, Stofsky. Squirrel, I could have done without that particular bit of bright holiday verse. Kind of walked the border between crude/funny and crude/not-funny, and fell into the crude/not-funny side. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/24 "2000-12-11T21:20:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > And thats all it was, Mom and Dad engaging in some role playing sex games. Its a good thing little junior didn’t come down a little later or he could have seen mom eating Santa’s candy cane. \*\* You owe me a new moniter! _still laughing_ ---
**Author:** ![mikehardware](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mikehardware](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikehardware)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/25 "2000-12-11T21:45:43Z")
Just have to recommend a CD I just got - “Dr. Demento presents the Greatest Christmas Novelty CD of All Time”. One of the tunes is “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus” by Kip Addotta. ---
**Author:** ![Prissnboot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d26b3c/32.png) [@Prissnboot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prissnboot)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/26 "2000-12-12T03:03:20Z")
Just have to recommend a CD I just got - “Dr. Demento presents the Greatest Christmas Novelty CD of All Time”. Sorry, I’m still new at this and don’t know how to do the indent bold thing. WHERE CAN I GET THIS CD? My mom is so hard to shop for, and since I have the Jingle Cats thing, I really need this one to round things out. Are they the original tracks or someone else performing them and adding their own little musical originality since they’re in the neighborhood? Please email me with where I can get a copy of this. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/27 "2000-12-12T03:13:42Z")
> [@](#): > > WHERE CAN I GET THIS CD? My mom is so hard to shop for, and since I have the Jingle Cats thing, I really need this one to round things out. Are they the original tracks or someone else performing them and adding their own little musical originality since they’re in the neighborhood? Might I suggest Rhino Records’ **Punk Rock Christmas**? It has Fear’s classic _Fuck Christmas_ (which is also available on Fear’s _The Record_ CD), and Stiff Little Fingers’ version of **White Christmas**. They [amazon.com](http://amazon.com). To quote, enclose the word “quote” (without the quotaion marks) within brackets ([and]) and then do the same at the end, adding a slash: “/quote” (replacing the quotation marks with brackets). For other instructions, see the text at the top of the “reply” page (where you entered your message): > [@](#): > > Forum Rules: > Who Can Read The Forum? Any registered user or guest. > Who Can Post New Topics? Any registered user. > Who Can Post Replies? Any registered user. > Changes: Messages CANNOT be edited by their author. Messages CANNOT be deleted by their author. > Posts: HTML code is Off. Smilies are On. **[vB code](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=bbcode)** is On. [IMG] code is Off. Click on the [vB code](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=bbcode)\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/28 "2000-12-12T03:17:17Z")
> [@](#): > > They [amazon.com](http://amazon.com). **Try** [amazon.com](http://amazon.com). Oh, the recording you’re looking for is not on _Punk Rock Christmas_. I was just suggesting it because I like it. Oh yeah, this is The Pit… **Fuck the goat-felching troll-humping sock-puppets!!!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mikehardware](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mikehardware](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikehardware)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/29 "2000-12-12T15:12:33Z")
My wife found the Dr. Demento CD in the Christmas music section at the local Best Buy, and I also saw it at Books A Million. It’s the original singers. Some of the other songs include Weird Al’s “Christmas At Ground Zero”, “The Chipmunk Song”, “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”, lots of other good stuff. Good luck finding one. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/30 "2000-12-12T18:52:43Z")
Golly, I hope I didn’t scare **Prissnboot** away with my potty-mouth! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765/31 "2000-12-17T05:49:57Z")
Yes-I too love the Elmer Fudd doing Springsteen. Damn, I’m complex! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus/44765.md?page=1)