# I saw the girl of my dreams

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-the-girl-of-my-dreams/263649>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-the-girl-of-my-dreams/263649 "2004-09-08T13:48:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-the-girl-of-my-dreams/263649/21 "2021-02-26T08:46:51Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Chocolate diamonds.

You’d think he’d want diamonds that hadn’t been smuggled out of South Africa in the rectum of a miner…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-the-girl-of-my-dreams/263649/22 "2021-02-26T09:07:57Z")

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I’ve heard of blood diamonds, never poop diamonds, just sayin’

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