# I saw/watched 2 squirrels f---ing today **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111 "2002-06-20T18:45:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/1 "2002-06-20T18:45:09Z")
I know, I know, not the most interesting thing in the world, and sure, some people would be horrified, but HEY!!! it’s nature, deal with it. Anyway I was walking across the commons when I saw 3 squireels chasing each other. as squirrels are wont to do. All 3 went up a tree, but 2 of the squirrels went into a knothole and then one of them started squeaking & squealing REALLY loudly. I walked around the tree to get a better view and there the two fo them were. The male was pounding away as fast as his squirrly little body could, but she didn’t seem at all happy with what was going on, in fact she tried to reach around and bite his front paw. Then they were interrupted by the 3rd squirrel in the tree which gave the famel a chance to run away. But did she do the smart thing and run back down the tree onto the ground?? Oh no, can’t be done. She runs further up the tree, thereby cutting off any escape routes. Ah… the love lives of lower animals. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/2 "2002-06-20T18:55:42Z")
Man, next time break out the camcorder. Websites pay big bucks for stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/3 "2002-06-20T19:32:22Z")
Reminds me a bit of my life, less the fur of course. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/4 "2002-06-21T00:33:35Z")
Mmmmm. Hot three-way squirrelly lovin’. Wheeeeeeeee!!! A friend once told me I was so cheap I wouldn’t pay 50 cents to watch monkeys fuck. But squirrels, that would have some novelty value. **Amp** is right, keep that camcorder handy. If you can’t sell it on the Internet, you could always try the Discovery Channel. Or pitch a show idea called _Animal Planet After Hours_. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/5 "2002-06-21T03:11:24Z")
I was watching the squirrels in my yard the other day…lots of chasing and tussling, then she would grab the tree and hang on while he came up from behind her, started to mount and then wandered off to dig for stuff. She waits, and waits…he’s off digging. So then she scampers over by him, the chase starts again, assume the position, he grabs her…and then wanders off again. I don’t know about the squirrel, but I sure got frustrated and gave up. I don’t know if they ever consummated the relationship, but she sure gave him every opportunity to prove his squirrel-hood, and he seemed a bit easily distracted. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/6 "2002-06-21T09:49:17Z")
What a coincidence. I was sitting on my lanai when I noticed some ‘suspicious’ movements in one of the hotel rooms across the way. Apparantly two tourists hooked up. The before was interesting. The act was not. After was very interesting. What? It’s as much nature as the squirrels. ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/7 "2002-06-21T12:59:54Z")
“Why do you ask, Two Squirrels Fucking?” ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/8 "2002-06-21T16:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > What a coincidence. I was sitting on my lanai when I noticed some ‘suspicious’ movements… Hey, give us east-coast haolies a hand here – is lanai Hawaiian for ass? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/9 "2002-06-21T17:51:39Z")
What I find amusing **WSLer** is not that you watched them, but that you actually walked around the tree to get a better view!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-saw-watched-2-squirrels-f-ing-today/115111/10 "2002-06-21T18:35:12Z")
“Why do you ask, Two Squirrels Fucking?” —AH-ahahahaha! I thought of the same joke . . .