# I see all these intros...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-all-these-intros/278708>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-all-these-intros/278708 "2004-12-08T06:10:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-all-these-intros/278708/21 "2004-12-10T21:38:16Z")

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> [@dearissues](#):
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> I just developed a straw phobia. :eek: I think I should be exempt from this part of initiation. It could be damaging to what’s left of my psyche. 😛

You showed up with a psyche?! :eek: What the hell were you thinking?

There’ll be none of that here. This is a decent family board, no psyches allowed. Now, take your straw and go see that goat in the corner…

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-all-these-intros/278708/22 "2004-12-10T21:46:33Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Happy Harry’s is making a mint off of us with all these newbies checking in. Have we looked into sourcing the goats and calimari ourselves, and cutting out the middleman?

Bad idea. You can’t grow goats & calimari in the same tank. Fight like cats and dogs, they do. Or, more accurately, like goats & calimari.

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-all-these-intros/278708/23 "2004-12-11T00:18:27Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Thank you for the suggestion, else I’d have never know of this [quaint-sounding hamlet](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felch_Township%2C_Michigan). 🙂

Boy, that town must really **SUCK!** 😛

For what it’s worth: Welcome!

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