# I see myself Naked.....do you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 6, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732 "2002-06-06T20:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/1 "2002-06-06T20:24:06Z")
OK I know the is a bit obscure, and I know that when you look in the mirror (full length) you physically see yourself with clothes on…But do you ever see yourself as Naked? I constently, almost compulsively see myself as naked everytime I look in the mirror. Mrs.Phlosphr jokes with me all the time when we pass big mirrors…“You sure you got your pants on today…” It’s kind of weird. Anyone else critique themselves as being naked when they walk by mirrors? ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/2 "2002-06-06T20:44:50Z")
No, but sometimes I see myself wearing leather chaps. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/3 "2002-06-06T21:35:12Z")
My ex used to tease me about my naked bathroom reflection habits. Whenever she wasn’t in the mood she’d ask, “Where you going, to have another shootout with the guy in the mirror? When are you going to learn it always ends up in a draw.” ---
**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/4 "2002-06-06T22:18:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \* > \*\*“Where you going, to have another shootout with the guy in the mirror? When are you going to learn it always ends up in a draw.” \*\* Hey! HEY! Watch where you point that thing!! ---
**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/5 "2002-06-06T23:12:46Z")
You obviously need to stop wearing vampires. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/6 "2002-06-07T10:53:09Z")
Actually, I usually see myself in bed with Kirsten Dunst, but then I realize I’m daydreaming. ---
**Author:** ![Jenner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@Jenner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenner)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/7 "2002-06-07T11:00:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\*No, but sometimes I see myself wearing leather chaps. \*\* Hey, me too! What’s with that? ---
**Author:** ![madcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@madcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madcat)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/8 "2002-06-07T11:22:11Z")
Unfortunately, more and more for me it’s: "Hey! Who’s the old broad?..Oh… ---
**Author:** ![iconoplast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3d9bf3/32.png) [@iconoplast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iconoplast)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/9 "2002-06-07T19:46:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Drastic \* > \*\*You obviously need to stop wearing vampires. \*\* Funniest line ever. Can I quote you on that? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/10 "2002-06-08T01:06:58Z")
Did you hire the Emperor’s tailor? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-see-myself-naked-do-you/112732/11 "2002-06-08T01:29:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phlosphr \* > \*\*OK I know the is a bit obscure, and I know that when you look in the mirror (full length) you physically see yourself with clothes on…But do you ever see yourself as Naked? > > I constently, almost compulsively see myself as naked everytime I look in the mirror. Mrs.Phlosphr jokes with me all the time when we pass big mirrors…“You sure you got your pants on today…” > > It’s kind of weird. Anyone else critique themselves as being naked when they walk by mirrors? \*\* I’m not sure I understand the question. Are you asking if we hallucinate and see ourselves as naked when we’re not? If so my answer is no. I’m able to tell with a fair degree of accuracy if I’m dressed or not.