# I seem to have a slight crush on Rachel Riley **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 16, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775 "2017-05-16T18:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/1 "2017-05-16T18:58:26Z")
She’s beautiful. She’s intelligent. She sometimes spells out [rude](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJWp57II6Z0&feature=youtu.be&t=2183) [words](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo-opt01pNo&feature=youtu.be&t=1908). Even so, though, I wasn’t sure if she was really my type, you know? 😉 But she won me over when she drew a [cock and balls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zPfZ7aFQxM&feature=youtu.be&t=1920) (Very slightly NSFW, I suppose.) ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/2 "2017-05-16T20:37:38Z")
Her only flaws, as far as I can see, is she’s more into sports than I can relate to. And she’s taken. Not to mention I’m way too old for her. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/3 "2017-05-16T21:26:42Z")
The mental math was enough to get my attention, but that smile sure doesn’t hurt, either. ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/4 "2017-05-16T23:03:46Z")
And she has a pleasantly lowbrow sense of humor at times. > ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/5 "2017-05-17T01:55:07Z")
At first I though you meant Rachel Ray, then I thought you meant Raven Riley. But this one’s OK, too. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/6 "2017-05-17T07:13:31Z")
You ain’t alone my friend. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/7 "2017-05-17T08:34:41Z")
I’m more of a Susie Dent fan, but hey, I wouldn’t push her out the door if she wanted to join in. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-seem-to-have-a-slight-crush-on-rachel-riley/786775/8 "2017-05-17T13:29:06Z")
> [@Saltire](#): > > Her only flaws, as far as I can see, is she’s more into sports than I can relate to. And she’s taken. > > Not to mention I’m way too old for her. Sigh. There may be hope for you (and the rest of us) yet, considering that she has admitted to [having a thing for Bill Bailey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhieFDZmPI&feature=youtu.be&t=851).