# I, Sequential Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 7, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037 "2004-07-07T23:39:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/1 "2004-07-07T23:39:22Z")

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A WARNING For The Guys…  
I’m the big cajone!

Older Words Deemed Not Politically Correct  
Republican Ketchup

Dopers that watch a lot of musicals answer this one please  
Can (or should) Las Vegas be considered for pro sports team franchises?

Another Polygraph Question  
What is this truck for?

I Watch “Mulholland Falls.” Baby Jesus Cries. Then Shoots Himself.  
What’s going on in “Little Orphan Annie” ?

I’m going to London in 11 days… What do I want to do??  
Bikini wax for men?

Miles the Monkey’s World Tour   
I’m coming to NYC. Anyone wanna hang out?

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/2 "2004-07-08T00:11:35Z")

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Robots Get Skin That “Feels”  
Game: Livejournalwhacking

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/3 "2004-07-08T01:07:49Z")

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From Cafe Society:

What is the word for explaining plot in dialog?  
Sharapova!!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/4 "2004-07-08T22:14:16Z")

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Two that make me remember just why I love SDMB:

Can I keep my skull?  
Uranium haxafluoride gas

side by side - a fairly absurd Q about if a person’s skull can be kept after death to be used by the bereaved as a candy dish, and a serious (but smells like homework) Q about the Manhattan Project.

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/5 "2004-07-08T22:18:11Z")

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From IMHO:

Were/Are You Whiny While Pregnant?

Tell Me About Tubal Ligation

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/6 "2004-07-08T22:20:17Z")

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-Grog

-How much can alcoholics really drink?

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/7 "2004-07-08T22:25:23Z")

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How do I let her down lightly?

8 year old girl wants to marry me

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/8 "2004-07-08T22:29:05Z")

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ABC news anchor Sam Donaldson finds three bodies on his ranch  
See, I TOLD you we didn’t lose your dog’s corpse

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**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/9 "2004-07-09T00:17:59Z")

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MPSIMS

I’mm Baaa-aacckkk!  
See, I TOLD you we didn’t lose your dog’s corpse

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/10 "2004-07-09T00:34:16Z")

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Now that was some vomiting  
Things you shouldn’t do at your wife’s family reunion

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/11 "2004-07-09T00:48:26Z")

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> [@peri](#):
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> I’mm Baaa-aacckkk!  
> See, I TOLD you we didn’t lose your dog’s corpse

:eek:

Right here in MPSIMS:

Things you shouldn’t do at your wife’s family reunion  
Beef and potato burritos?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/12 "2004-07-09T00:50:49Z")

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If life gives you lemons…  
Republican Ketchup

So, When do y’all want to have another White Elephant thing?  
See, I TOLD you we didn’t lose your dog’s corpse

So, When do y’all want to have another White Elephant thing?  
Can you REALLY get a Free Car??

I, Sequential Thread (Mr. Blue Sky)  
Darn You, Mr. Blue Sky!!!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/13 "2004-07-09T00:54:23Z")

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Sort of cheating: in the list of threads i’ve posted to:

Surfing in a Toilet…The Oceans ARE Polluted  
So what’s there to do in Buffalo, NY?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/14 "2004-07-10T18:42:55Z")

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What’s it like to do hardcore drugs?  
Fun car game (not for the kiddies)

Recipes, please, for Atkins induction  
Beef and potato burritos?

So, When do y’all want to have another White Elephant thing?  
I just had a very scary flashback

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/15 "2004-07-11T01:39:41Z")

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A \_\_\_\_ walks into a bar…

A joke – that’s all.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/16 "2004-07-11T02:27:34Z")

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BBQ Pit:  
What kind of a soulless fucktard would kill puppies with fireworks?  
Pitting Bush for stuff that doesn’t seem to rate its own thread

MPSIMS:  
Advice For The Gals: Having Sex In The Car? Either Pull Over Over Or Stick To Oral  
A WARNING For The Guys…

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/17 "2004-07-11T20:53:24Z")

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Man plays the piano with his balls!  
Unusual Jobs

Darn !!! A few seconds ago those were sequential !!!

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**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/18 "2004-07-11T22:36:08Z")

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In MPSIMS:

All men are so ‘simple’, really? (Re “The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands”

Brave new world - Do you yourself home semen detection kits for suspicious spouses

In GQ:

What is eating my Sunflower Leaves? And can I stop the Marauder Organically?

What’s wrong with my todger? (TMI)

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**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/19 "2004-07-11T23:20:05Z")

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In MPSIMS…

Man Plays the Piano With His Balls!  
Things You Shouldn’t Do at Your Wife’s Family Reunion.

To say the least.

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-sequential-thread/254037/20 "2004-07-11T23:25:00Z")

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Damn you, modro, I was just looking for the latest sequential thread thread to post that pair in. It had a better title than I could come up with, too ☹
