# I set a new personal record for continuous urination today
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 30, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875 "2005-04-30T18:38:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875/21 "2005-05-02T01:02:41Z")
I used to have quite impressive bladder volume control. Now I can’t even pass a residual catheterisation test.
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### Author:  [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875/22 "2005-05-02T01:34:20Z")
> [@mhendo](#):
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> Can i just get a sense of the rules here?
Sorry, can’t tell you. Peer to peer threads get locked.
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### Author:  [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875/23 "2005-05-02T01:38:55Z")
[TMI]
I’m what you’d call a “fire hose on two feet”. A liter+ empied in less than fifteen seconds (Look, I was driving through the middle of Ogden, Utah and couldn’t find a john. I had to go in an empty water bottle, empty _that_ and continue on. Let’s just say that was a first for me.)
[/TMI]
I make the Mississippi River look like mere snow runoff. But then, you know what they say about guys who can do that: they have big feet.
Tripler
Size: 8 Regular
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### Author:  [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875/24 "2005-05-02T01:43:20Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Sorry, can’t tell you. Peer to peer threads get locked.
Snarf.
> [@Tripler](#):
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> [TMI]
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> I’m what you’d call a “fire hose on two feet”. A liter+ empied in less than fifteen seconds (Look, I was driving through the middle of Ogden, Utah and couldn’t find a john. I had to go in an empty water bottle, empty that and continue on. Let’s just say that was a first for me.)
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> [/TMI]
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> I make the Mississippi River look like mere snow runoff. But then, you know what they say about guys who can do that: they have big feet.
:eek: Wow.
Now I have to go. I’m very suggestible.
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### Author:  [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875/25 "2005-05-02T16:43:16Z")
Oh yeah?
I can unload a full bladder in 1.6 seconds.
But I don’t do it because it tends to chip the porcelain.
😉
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### Author:  [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-set-a-new-personal-record-for-continuous-urination-today/301875/26 "2005-05-02T18:15:36Z")
As far as height goes…
I had to make a pitstop on a road trip once back in the late 60s and pulled into a trucker hangout. The men’s john was VILE! Apparently, it was the thing to do to try to piss as high as possible up the wall before you aimed at the urinal. If you set a new “record”, you wrote your name next to the watermark.
About 9 feet up the wall was a solo watermark. The name next to it was Michael Dunn 😃
[Michael Dunn](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0242692/) played Dr. Miguelito Loveless on “The Wild, Wild West” TV show. He was a dwarf.
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