# I shall now give SuaSponte an ego boost. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050 "2001-03-22T21:01:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/1 "2001-03-22T21:01:36Z")
A live chat log. Both parties in question have consented to having this publicly posted. Names change to protect…well, obviously not the INNOCENT: I): you neenered at me I): I’m calling my lawyer C): I did! C): LOL! I): wait, I don’t have a lawyer. C): I know a few law students… I): Maybe I can just call SOMEONE my lawyer, instead. 😃 C): LOL. C): Hrm…all I know are some law students! I): Then I guess I can’t sue you. Damn and blast. C): Well, depends on how good a lawyer you think Max is… I): Not a clue in the world, actually. C): No wait. Think SuaSponte would be my lawyer? 🙂 I): He might. But I might try to get him to decide the case in my favor by offering him sex. C): Well…I could offer him that too. 😉 I): Uh…I can name that tune in _5_ notes, Bob!! C): LOL!!! I): thot you’d like that 🙂 C): I did! I): he was a cutie…we could offer to double-team him in exchange for dropping the whole thing. 🙂 C): Oh WAIT…I like that last idea. I): _cackle_ C): I think he’d accept. 😉 I): Thot he was happily married or summin’? 😉 C): Sua? He be single. C): Moving to DC soon too. I): whoa! guess I’d better watch what I say then 🙂 C): LOL! Nah…why would you wanna do THAT? I): actually I watch what I say anyhow…people never know whether I’m kidding or not and it’s EQUALLY bad for them to think I’m not kidding when I am, as it is when they think I AM kidding when I’m not. 🙂 C): _nods_ I): because I don’t wanna hurt anyone’s feelings, duh 🙂 C): Awwww…you softie. I): SHHHH!!! FOR ALL THAT’S GOOD AND HOLY, DON’T TELL ANYONE!! C): Whatcha gonna pay me not to??? I): uhhh I): I’ll give you first dibs on Sua 🙂 C): Ooooooo. I): _cackle_ ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/2 "2001-03-22T22:52:54Z")
I loves me some SuaSponte, I loves me some Hamadryad. Ooh, ooh, and Lux Fiat. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/3 "2001-03-22T23:47:44Z")
I loves me some all of the above. Magdelene, hell, I love you too. You just named three of my favorite Dopers. To add onto the ego boost… Ladies, he’s a fabulous kisser, he can dance his pants off, and he gives incredible back rubs. It’s a miracle some beautiful model-type hasn’t snatched him up already. Yay for Sua! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/4 "2001-03-23T00:02:56Z")
He danced his pants off? DAMN, I knew I missed something in NYC!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/5 "2001-03-23T13:56:26Z")
Sua was soooo excited about his fist MPSIMS thread that I need to throw this back to the first page 😉 And yes, Sua’s one cool guy. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/6 "2001-03-23T15:25:17Z")
> [@](#): > > And yes, Sua’s one cool guy. I’ll second that! ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/7 "2001-03-23T15:45:31Z")
well, of course I love Sua. I sort of assumed everyone did… ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/8 "2001-03-23T15:58:06Z")
Well, this is all well and good for my ego, but it is not helping my sex life. I need names. I need addresses. I need bra sizes!! The bizarre thing about the chat excerpt is that “I” called me a cutie - and it sounds like she actually met me. Will wonders never cease. Sua ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/9 "2001-03-23T17:01:53Z")
Must be time to post some follow-up. I): Hrmph. Only 5 responses to the Sua thread. And none by him. I think I’m insulted. C): I am too!!! C): Hrmpf. I): So how do we retaliate? Should we pull the Glenn Close “Fatal Attraction” thing and boil his bunny? C): Yes! C): Does he have a bunny? I): I dunno. 🙂 I): Suddenly “boil your bunny” sounds like a sexual euphamism. C): You know, I was thinking the same thing… I): “Aw baby, you just stay still…I’ll make sure your bunny gets boiled!!” I): All right, so we’re perverts. C): And this is NEWS? I): It is to ME. I thought we were both pure and innocent, yea, like the child awakening on a fresh spring morning. C): HA! I): Are you calling me delusional? C): HA!, I say! C): Yes. And… C): I’m talking to \ in another window…apparently Sua WAS pretty amused by the thread. 🙂 No boiling bunnies, I suppose. I): Amused? AMUSED? Hrmph. It was supposed to swell his ego, damnit. And he didn’t even reply. I’m insulted, I tell you - INSULTED!! And (first 3 lines quoted by C)… “L): he was tickled pink C): LOL! L): and was pissed he’d just missed it before leaving work :-)” I): Oh, all right, then I guess he gets a reprieve from the Wrath of a Jilted \. C): LOL! C): Just for now, right? I): Yup, just for now. He’s gonna have to make it up to me, though. ;-);-);-);-)😉 I): nudge nudge C): LOL. Say no more, say no more… I): _snicker_ C): Hell, he wasn’t in my top 5, so you can have him first. 🙂 I): WAHOOIE! C): See, I thought you’d like that! I): You just watch…I’ll show up unnanounced at a Dopefest he’s attending and he’ll spend the whole night hiding from me in the bathroom. C): No no no. I): yes, yes, yes. C): I’d hold him down so he couldn’t get away! C): 🙂 I): I AM TERRIFYING! Ask anyone. C): You are NOT! I): HEY, all right! It should be assumed, of course, that I am getting these logs from a top-secret source. None of the names of the parties involved will be divulged at any time. This is the result of a several-months long plan to infiltrate other people’s IM conversations. Nothing should be assumed as nothing is implied. You mileage may vary. All rights reserved. Offer may vary from store to store. No purchase necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/10 "2001-03-23T17:08:23Z")
_snort__snicker_ Oh lord. Just one thing to add: “Any resembalance to Dopers, real or imagined, is purely coincidental. Honest.” ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/11 "2001-03-23T17:14:16Z")
hee hee, I have used my mystical powers to divine the secret identity of “I.” I will now begin taking bribe offers to reveal this information (or conceal it, if “I” thinks he/she has something I want _low, evil chuckle_ And no, the “C” does not stand for “Chef.” As far as you know. Oh, and I don’t really know Sua, but I loves me some Hamadryad, Falcon and Magdalene…or at least I WOULD love me some o’ them if not for the overwhelming love I have for Mrs. Chef. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/12 "2001-03-23T17:19:23Z")
When is someone going to dedicate one of these to ME? Don’t you all know how fragile my ego is? It’s like a balloon with a tiny hole in it… it needs to be constantly reinflated or it starts to sag. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/13 "2001-03-23T17:37:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > \*\*Well, this is all well and good for my ego, but it is not helping my sex life. I need names. I need addresses. I need bra sizes!! > Sua \*\* name: wring Address: do you want home, work or email? bra size 38 D 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/14 "2001-03-23T17:52:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > name: wring > Address: do you want home, work or email? > bra size 38 D > > 😃 \*\* Well, unless you want to have sex at work (and you may be into that, I don’t know), I’d need your address at home. 😃 And **Hama’s** follow-up post was very revealing. One of the five Dopers I was with last night when I heard of this thread knows who “C” is. Deh-deh-daaa. I **will** find out. (Although I seem to have been passed, like a bottle of Mad Dog, onto “I”. Not that I have any problem with that.) Sua ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/15 "2001-03-23T18:31:30Z")
What, you mean it’s not enough to know that there are leagions of women panting lustfully, with you as the object of their desire? You have to know who they ARE, too? I swear (frequently)…there’s just no pleasing some people. _grumble grumble **ungrateful wretch** grumble grumble_ ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/16 "2001-03-23T19:44:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*When is someone going to dedicate one of these to ME? > > Don’t you all know how fragile my ego is? It’s like a balloon with a tiny hole in it… it needs to be constantly reinflated or it starts to sag. \*\* And how long have you owed me a mash note? Harrumph. By the way, for Sua (or Lux Fiat, if you are reading this) Name: Bad Jennifer Bra Size: 38DD (take THAT, wring!) Address: Chicago, IL ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/17 "2001-03-23T20:11:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > \*\*Bra Size: 38DD (take THAT, wring!) > \*\* damn. I’ve been out-cupped. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/18 "2001-03-23T20:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > What, you mean it’s not enough to know that there are leagions of women panting lustfully, with you as the object of their desire? You have to know who they ARE, too? Well, as I pointed out to **DrMatrix** last night in a slightly different context, it’s good for my ego but not for, er, the rest of my body. Sua ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/19 "2001-03-23T20:42:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > Bra Size: 38DD (take THAT, wring!) OK, you are definitely **not** my ex-girlfriend. 😃 Sua ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050/20 "2001-03-23T20:50:10Z")
Well, I’m not going to try to compete with these women, as their racks are far superior to mine. I can’t hope to compete intellectually, since I didn’t graduate from college and I never have cites. I don’t flirt any more, so I can’t fling out a hip and a “come-hither” grin and expect any results. Besides, the whole **married** thing throws everyone off (whether it has to or not). So…here’s hoping a member of your fan club who’s not as limited as I will spring out of the woodwork and into your lap. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shall-now-give-suasponte-an-ego-boost/59050.md?page=2)