I share the expert investment advice I received.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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By email I was told:

Some investment tips for the year ahead.

Investment Advice

In 2001 if you had bought $1,000.00 of One-Tel stock, it would now be
worth about $9.00 to you as an unsecured creditor.

In 2002 if you had bought HIH stock, you would have about $6.50 left of
the original $1,000.00.

In 2003 if you had gone overseas and bought ENRON you would have less
than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer only one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling price, you would have $24.00.

Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Have a nice Day.

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Now that’s some investing I can get behind!

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I’ll drink to that!

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Or, to paraphrase the ancient advice, “Buy Lowenbrau, stay high!”

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(Chuckle)

I have heavily invested in a plan to get Nigerian money out of the country. In just a month or two, my $8,000 will be worth MILLIONS!

Eat your hearts out. Yacht party will be on October 4, 2006. First Class airfare included to invited guests.