# I shaved my balls for this?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved-my-balls-for-this/798076>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved-my-balls-for-this/798076 "2017-10-06T01:09:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved-my-balls-for-this/798076/21 "2017-10-09T17:08:24Z")

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> [@somepumpkin](#):
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> My hope for humanity continues to erode. ☹

I’d have thought it was Engrish, like “NURSE MENTALITY” and “KING FUCKER CHICKEN” (two mentioned by Dave Barry in “Dave Barry Does Japan.”)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved-my-balls-for-this/798076/22 "2017-10-12T12:20:47Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> If you’re shaving your balls, you’re doing it wrong. Your balls are in your scrotum. You wanna shave your scrotum.

There’s nothing quite like this post - [it’s breathtaking, real](http://quotegeek.com/quotes-from-movies/austin-powers-international-m/2883/)ly.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved-my-balls-for-this/798076/23 "2017-10-12T15:23:23Z")

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Ah, Summers in Rangoon. I remember them well.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved-my-balls-for-this/798076/24 "2017-10-12T15:26:41Z")

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You should be placed in a burlap bag, and beaten with reeds.

Regards,  
Vilma

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved-my-balls-for-this/798076/25 "2017-10-12T20:16:26Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I recently saw a shirt (worn by an attractive, young woman) with huge lettering that read “ **SUCK MY FUCK** ”.\*
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> We are still discussing the shirt. What exactly does it mean, where would you wear the shirt if you owned it, etc.
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> \*honestly, it might have said, “FUCK MY SUCK”, if it really matters. Does it matter?

I first thought of [This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyOyWMvYsdU). Maggie was pretty cute in that one. Still is.

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