# I shaved

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 14, 2004, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200 "2004-02-14T11:18:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/1 "2004-02-14T11:18:00Z")

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For the first time in 18 years, I shaved. Off came both beard and moustache. I’m not sure if I prefer the result. Maybe it will grow on me 😃

Now I’ve got the housework to do.

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### Author: ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/2 "2004-02-14T11:34:44Z")

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> [@qts](#):
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> For the first time in 18 years, I shaved. . .  
> Now I’ve got the housework to do.

Like carting away bales of hair? 😃

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/3 "2004-02-14T11:35:49Z")

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Judas!!!

😉

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### Author: ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/4 "2004-02-14T14:01:08Z")

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So where are the before and after pix? We get to vote, right?

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### Author: ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/5 "2004-02-14T14:29:27Z")

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Yes. When come back, bring pics.

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### Author: ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/6 "2004-02-14T14:48:53Z")

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> [@dutchboy208](#):
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> Yes. When come back, bring pics.

Get out of my head **dutchboy208** , I was thinking that before I read that you had wrote it.

UGGGHHH

Happy Valentines Day. 🙂

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### Author: ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/7 "2004-02-14T15:12:49Z")

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> [@misstee](#):
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> Get out of my head **dutchboy208** , I was thinking that before I read that you had wrote it.
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> UGGGHHH
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> Happy Valentines Day. 🙂

If you only knew where I’d been before I was in your head… 😉

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### Author: ![confessorknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@confessorknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/confessorknight)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/8 "2004-02-14T15:40:18Z")

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A before pic can be found [here](http://www.kat22.com/londope_2004_01_24/images/17.jpg). You’ll have to imagine the after.

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### Author: ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/9 "2004-02-14T15:41:57Z")

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Why did you decide to shave?

(I’m sorry, when you said you hadn’t shaved for 18 years, I was picturing some scraggly beard hanging to your belly button. Then I saw the pic…not to bad!)

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### Author: ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/10 "2004-02-14T16:41:28Z")

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> [@confessorknight](#):
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> A before pic can be found [here](http://www.kat22.com/londope_2004_01_24/images/17.jpg). You’ll have to imagine the after.

**confessorknight** is Iain M. Banks!

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### Author: ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/11 "2004-02-14T19:25:57Z")

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> [@dutchboy208](#):
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> Yes. When come back, bring pics.

Your wish is my command. Via email.

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### Author: ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/12 "2004-02-14T19:45:13Z")

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Ivylass, you’ve a friend for life!

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### Author: ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/13 "2004-02-14T19:53:42Z")

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Why did I decide to shave? No reason whatsoever. I just decided.

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### Author: ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/14 "2004-02-14T20:08:10Z")

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Hmmm… now you look a bit like David Evangelista, I think.

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### Author: ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/15 "2004-02-14T20:45:05Z")

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Now **paulberserker** will have even more trouble recognising you at the next Londope!

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/16 "2004-02-14T20:52:38Z")

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There must be something in the air. Last weekend I reduced the full facial coverage I’d sported for the last 12 years down to a slimline goatee.

Vast swaths of my face which had not tasted steel for over a decade suddenly found themselves being scraped clean with nary a warning. There was some unhappiness involved, but my facial epidermis has now reconciled itself to the situation.

Tis the season to be shaving, I guess.

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### Author: ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2004, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/17 "2004-02-15T11:28:26Z")

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Not me!!! Over 20 years of being a fur face and I’m keeping it that way. 🙂

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### Author: ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/18 "2004-02-15T11:31:41Z")

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I don’t have enough facial hair to grow a beard. If I try, I just end up looking like I have a nasty beard-combover.

I know a guy who tried to grow a thicker beard by putting Rogaine on his face. He ended up with an inch-thick unibrow.

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### Author: ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/19 "2004-02-15T13:52:52Z")

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> [@ccwaterback](#):
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> Not me!!! Over 20 years of being a fur face and I’m keeping it that way. 🙂

For some reason, I would have never ever pictured you with a beard.

I had never seen my dad with out a moustache until I was 19 years old. One day he just shaved it off. He grew it back a few years ago.

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### Author: ![Yborg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c57346/32.png) [@Yborg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yborg)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shaved/229200/20 "2004-02-15T14:54:44Z")

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Notice that the newly exposed skin formerly under the beard is so sensitive right after shaving that you can feel air currents moving around in the room?

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