# I shit my pants. Wait, what? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465 "2013-04-23T03:10:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/1 "2013-04-23T03:10:59Z")
Ohhh, ship. Funny Kmart commercial. Ok, yeah it’s sophomoric. [But it still made me giggle.](http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DI03UmJbK0lA) ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/2 "2013-04-23T03:36:38Z")
Vulgarity isn’t funny. I expect higher standards from K-Mart ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/3 "2013-04-23T03:43:32Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > Vulgarity isn’t funny. Priceless! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/4 "2013-04-23T04:20:21Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > I expect higher standards from K-Mart KMart sucks, Ray. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/5 "2013-04-23T04:20:40Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > Vulgarity isn’t funny. Cite? Oh, never mind, your posts are your cite… ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/6 "2013-04-23T07:19:36Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > KMart sucks, Ray. > > 😉 Shoulda’ went to S-mart. The “S” is for smart! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/7 "2013-04-23T10:47:54Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > Vulgarity isn’t funny. I expect higher standards from K-Mart I don’t expect anything from K-Mart. I didn’t find the ad funny either, but this is the third thread it’s been mentioned in. In terms of brand awareness, at least, they may be doing something right. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/8 "2013-04-23T11:22:03Z")
When you are at the bottom of the Walmart/Target/ValuCity/etc heap, desperate measures are called for. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/9 "2013-04-23T11:35:06Z")
There’s already a thread on this ad - [Hilarious KMart ad - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=688497) And that one doesn’t have shit all over it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/10 "2013-04-23T12:00:02Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > There’s already a thread on this ad - [Hilarious KMart ad - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=688497) > > And that one doesn’t have shit all over it. It must be a king. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/11 "2013-04-23T12:07:58Z")
Aha. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/12 "2013-04-23T12:27:07Z")
Holy ship that was funny! ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/13 "2013-04-23T14:43:00Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > There’s already a thread on this ad - [Hilarious KMart ad - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=688497) > > And that one doesn’t have shit all over it. Damn, and I did look. My searching skills are for ship. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-shit-my-pants-wait-what/656465/14 "2013-04-23T15:08:04Z")
> [@PSXer](#): > > Vulgarity isn’t funny. I expect higher standards from K-Mart No see, they’re saying “_ship._” \*Ship \*my pants. \*Ship \*my pants. Say it out loud a few times, and it sounds a lot like-- well, you know. So I see how you could be confused about the vulgarity. But it’s totally clean.