# I simply deplore Brittany Murphy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 27, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168 "2003-07-27T00:32:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/1 "2003-07-27T00:32:24Z")
She rides my last nerve. I can’t even put my finger on it, really. Except that she does these weird-ass dopey-faces, kinda like doped-out meets innocent meets wanna-be sexy. She is soooo aware of the camera at all times, and I can see straight through her game. Ugh. I am hatin’ on her. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/2 "2003-07-27T00:36:19Z")
Don’t you be talking trash about my Luanne. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/3 "2003-07-27T00:37:22Z")
You betta shut yo’ mouth, beeeyotch. _wags finger_ ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/4 "2003-07-27T00:37:49Z")
Her performance in _8 Mile_ was beyond skanky. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/5 "2003-07-27T00:39:52Z")
Ugh, I made the sad mistake of watching “Summer Catch” last night. And guess what Netflix sends me today??? “Just Married” Mama Leutia \<—or however the fuck you spell it! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/6 "2003-07-27T00:51:02Z")
Eh, I’d do her. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/7 "2003-07-27T01:16:22Z")
She’d get it fo’ sho’ ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/8 "2003-07-27T02:03:37Z")
Who? Oh, the hot chick from that stupid looking movie with that guy who is supposely hot (I don’t get it, but men aren’t by bag). Yeah, she’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/9 "2003-07-27T02:05:40Z")
Is it just me, or has she had a TON Of stuff done to her face? She was really cute and unique in “Clueless” but she seems to have done a Michael Jackson type morph on her face. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/10 "2003-07-27T02:22:40Z")
She also looks close to anorexic, IMHO. I saw a preview for her new movie (something about her being a nanny to some precocious kid) and she looked like a bobble-head doll to me. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/11 "2003-07-27T02:24:12Z")
I love me some skanks. They’re just so … skanky. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/12 "2003-07-27T02:39:23Z")
Incidentally, “Bobble-headed Doll” would make a keen band name. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/13 "2003-07-27T03:02:59Z")
She was in Clueless? Who did she play? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/14 "2003-07-27T03:04:01Z")
The makeover chick. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/15 "2003-07-27T03:06:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lorene \* > \*\*She also looks close to anorexic, IMHO. \*\* She looks methorexic to me. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/16 "2003-07-27T03:34:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wolfian \* > \*\*She was in Clueless? Who did she play? \*\* She played “Thai” (Tai sp?), the cute “new girl” from NYC or whereever. East Coast anyway. She had a really adorable, slightly “ethnic” look. Curly dark hair, natural looking ringlets. Very different face. Had a cute figure. Now she looks like a carbon copy of all the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/17 "2003-07-27T03:40:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*The makeover chick. \*\* Really?! Wow, what happened? I don’t totally disapprove, but I liked her a lot better in Clueless. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/18 "2003-07-27T04:11:47Z")
Again, I’d fuck her. ---
**Author:** ![Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sat_on_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/19 "2003-07-27T04:31:54Z")
I think she’s a good actress, in a Jennifer Jason Leigh kind of way, especially as she gets older. BUT, I saw her promoting 8 mile and after I saw it, I’m thinking…WTF? Did her agent just say, you basically ride people? I just don’t get that role for her. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168/20 "2003-07-27T04:35:50Z")
The goal of her role was to be a skanky hood rat, I think she played it well. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-simply-deplore-brittany-murphy/191168.md?page=2)