# I slay me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236 "2005-05-10T16:33:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/1 "2005-05-10T16:33:22Z")
I just had to change the names in a logic problem. Five guys, so I named them Arthur, Herbert, Julius, Leonard, and Milton. Any of you smarty-pantses share my amusement? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/2 "2005-05-10T16:37:20Z")
[Margaret Dumont] “Well, _really!_” [/Margaret Dumont] ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/3 "2005-05-10T16:37:26Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > I just had to change the names in a logic problem. Five guys, so I named them Arthur, Herbert, Julius, Leonard, and Milton. > > Any of you smarty-pantses share my amusement? Well, you get high Marx for originality… ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/4 "2005-05-10T16:39:02Z")
I’m amused. Bet none of the whippersnappers will get it. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/5 "2005-05-10T16:44:59Z")
I refuse to laugh at any joke I would get. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/6 "2005-05-10T16:48:10Z")
> [@cher3](#): > > I’m amused. Bet none of the whippersnappers will get it. Well, I certainly don’t. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/7 "2005-05-10T16:52:45Z")
Heh. **Regallag** quoted the only post that didn’t have a hint. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/8 "2005-05-10T16:57:24Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Heh. **Regallag** quoted the only post that didn’t have a hint. 😛 Guess he’s not understanding any of this monkey business. And very cute idea, **twicks**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/9 "2005-05-10T17:00:44Z")
Feh. This quiz was duck soup! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/10 "2005-05-10T17:04:44Z")
Horsefeathers! ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/11 "2005-05-10T17:05:09Z")
Ahh, horse feathers! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/12 "2005-05-10T17:07:16Z")
Beat ya. ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/13 "2005-05-10T17:07:17Z")
Scarlett67!!! You are to quick! I’d go coconuts, but I don’t believe in a Sanity Clause! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/14 "2005-05-10T17:07:17Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Heh. **Regallag** quoted the only post that didn’t have a hint. 😛 Well, just don’t harp on him for it! ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/15 "2005-05-10T17:09:33Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Feh. This quiz was duck soup! Vhy a duck? Vhy not a cheecken? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/16 "2005-05-10T17:10:05Z")
**honk** make that three boiled eggs and some horsefeathers! ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/17 "2005-05-10T17:13:00Z")
Well, whatever the answer is, I’m against it! ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/18 "2005-05-10T17:18:57Z")
How this thread got into my pajamas, I’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/19 "2005-05-10T17:19:12Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > Well, just don’t harp on him for it! Yeah, don’t give him chic, o! you grouch! o! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236/20 "2005-05-10T17:27:11Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Well, you get high Marx for originality… I confess, I didn’t get it until the above post. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slay-me/303236.md?page=2)