# I slept thru what?!?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 24, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569 "2000-11-24T20:21:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author: ![Scarred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@Scarred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarred)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/1 "2000-11-24T20:21:48Z")

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The other night I fell asleep while watching a porno flick. Can anyone beat that?

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### Author: ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/2 "2000-11-24T20:31:10Z")

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Try sleeping through sex, then you’ve accomplished a feat not to be proud of.

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### Author: ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/3 "2000-11-24T20:34:22Z")

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Happened to me. Boyfriend was, shall we say, “pleasing me orally” when his technique (which wasn’t great to begin with) got much worse and he started making strange gurgles. After a minute or two I figured out what had happened – he’d fallen asleep mid-tongue flick.

Needless to say we are NOT together anymore.

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### Author: ![FloChi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@FloChi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloChi)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/4 "2000-11-24T20:53:09Z")

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ROTFLMAO :)😃

How pathetic would you have to be to fall asleep while GIVING oral sex?  
That made my night.

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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/5 "2000-11-24T20:58:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FloChi \*  
> \*\*ROTFLMAO :)😃
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> How pathetic would you have to be to fall asleep while GIVING oral sex?  
> That made my night. \*\*

Not as pathetic as falling asleep while GETTING it! (which I’ve done)

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### Author: ![FloChi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@FloChi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloChi)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/6 "2000-11-24T21:10:24Z")

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Yes but blessed, you are not supposed to doing too much, as opposed to those giving, who (generally) have to do all the work.

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### Author: ![Ol\_io](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/65b543/32.png) [@Ol\_io](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_io)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/7 "2000-11-24T21:11:45Z")

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The problem is you lose blood pressure after sex, because of major hormonal changes, which is why you always want to roll over. If you can’t sleep during a porno movie, then you are forgetting to have sex at the same time.

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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/8 "2000-11-24T21:19:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FloChi \*  
> \*\*Yes but blessed, you are not supposed to doing too much, as opposed to those giving, who (generally) have to do all the work. \*\*

Well yeah, but she was still really pissed.

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### Author: ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/9 "2000-11-25T01:20:53Z")

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I’ve slept while a hurricane passed over the house.

Twice.

I was in Charlotte, NC, when Hugo passed through, and in Chapel Hill, NC, when Fran dropped a tree on top of the house.

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### Author: ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/10 "2000-11-25T01:24:44Z")

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Well at least the “giver” that fell asleep was male giving to a female.

If it had been the other way around she could have choked to death.

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### Author: ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/11 "2000-11-25T01:50:05Z")

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Even if it HAD happened the other way around, no, I wouldn’t (_couldn’t_) have choked to death. Trust me.

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### Author: ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-thru-what/42569/12 "2000-11-25T03:33:37Z")

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When Osip was a small boy Osip slept thru a Apollo Launch.

Osip sleeps like the dead. After a mushroom Sandwich Osip also smells like something died too!
