# I slept with two 18-year old girls, and my wife left **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522 "2009-03-06T14:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/1 "2009-03-06T14:13:47Z")
She packed, took our baby, got on a plane, flew back to Taiwan and is staying at her parent’s house. I miss her already. No matter what kind of fun there is in the world, your family should be first. In my defense, if I’m allowed a defense, is that one of them is a real babe and the other is totally hot. There are a lot of guys who would do what I did, given the circumstances, but others who would refuse to sleep with two girls at the same time. OK, I was going to play this out a little more, but the truth is less fun. [The girls](http://www.flickr.com/photos/90901585@N00/3319213976/)are 18 only as an average. Since one is our child, a really baby, then you can guess the age of the other, which brings us to her vacation. Other that that, it’s just another boring day at the office. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/2 "2009-03-06T14:18:34Z")
Ah good, I was getting ready to come smack you with the biggest trout ever if it turned out to be anything other than “she’s gone to visit her parents.” Well, OK, “she’s gone to visit her sister” would be admissible too. _rolls her sleeves back down_ PS: been reading a novel involving Brigham Young’s 19th wife and a current-day Mormon offshoot. I think of you every time I see the book. Hope your two ladies don’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/3 "2009-03-06T14:19:29Z")
Lol. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/4 "2009-03-06T14:22:07Z")
That is the most [shameless flickr view padding](http://www.flickr.com/photos/65571116@N00/3326027114/) attempts I have ever seen. Very nice. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/5 "2009-03-06T14:27:35Z")
I just woke up about five minutes ago and I _still_ haven’t figured out the OP after reading it three times. Edit: Okay, never mind, I got it. ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/6 "2009-03-06T14:32:05Z")
You’ve got some beautiful girls there, **TokyoPlayer**! I hope **TokyoWife** enjoys her trip! ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/7 "2009-03-06T14:34:26Z")
I thought this would be a variation on this joke: \*My Uncle Charles, who’s 89 years of age, goes to a Catholic church and goes to confession. “Father,” he says, “I’m 89 years old and I’m having an affair with pair of a 25-year-old blonde cheerleaders.” The priest asks him how long since his last confession. Charles replies: “I’ve never been to confession, I’m Jewish.” “So why are you telling me this?” the priest wants to know. Charles says, “Are you nuts, I’m telling everyone!” \* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/8 "2009-03-06T14:49:54Z")
_thwack_ Don’t scare me like that! ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/9 "2009-03-06T14:53:25Z")
Aw, c’mon, y’all. It’s not like \*\*TokyoPlayer \*\*doesn’t do this (misleading thread title/OP start) on a regular basis. Sheesh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/10 "2009-03-06T15:00:36Z")
> [@TroubleAgain](#): > > Aw, c’mon, y’all. It’s not like \*\*TokyoPlayer \*\*doesn’t do this (misleading thread title/OP start) on a regular basis. Sheesh. 😃 “[My wife says I’m crummy in bed…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=408597)” is still good for a chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/11 "2009-03-06T15:01:41Z")
> [@TroubleAgain](#): > > Aw, c’mon, y’all. It’s not like \*\*TokyoPlayer \*\*doesn’t do this (misleading thread title/OP start) on a regular basis. Sheesh. 😃 Yeah, but you’d think I’d be used to it by now! [sub]I admit it: I live vicariously through a lot of these threads…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/12 "2009-03-06T15:02:05Z")
Oh, that was cruel, for the slower brains amongst us. Well, I’m very glad it did turn out to be a misleading title. Otherwise go to Japan and thump **TokyoPlayer**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/13 "2009-03-06T15:02:33Z")
> [@TroubleAgain](#): > > Aw, c’mon, y’all. It’s not like \*\*TokyoPlayer \*\*doesn’t do this (misleading thread title/OP start) on a regular basis. Sheesh. 😃 I know, I almost hate myself. Of course, you should have heard the silence on the phone after I told my mother this. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/14 "2009-03-06T15:10:58Z")
You are an evil, rotten, deceptive person. I admire that in a Doper. I also admire your girls, but I think we can take that for granted. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/15 "2009-03-06T15:20:22Z")
What kind of joke Jewish name is Charles? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/16 "2009-03-06T15:21:41Z")
I sleep with the wives of 3 other guys on a regular basis. Neither does my wife care, nor do the other husbands. It’s when I’m pulling an overnight shift with the rescue squad. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/17 "2009-03-06T15:42:40Z")
> [@TroubleAgain](#): > > Aw, c’mon, y’all. It’s not like \*\*TokyoPlayer \*\*doesn’t do this (misleading thread title/OP start) on a regular basis. Sheesh. 😃 And the knowledge of his habits is the reason I was figuring it might be that TWife had gone to visit her family or something, but still, why waste a chance at hefting the Trout of Stupid 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/18 "2009-03-06T15:53:25Z")
You know what’s really going to get you into trouble, **Tokyo**? You just told everyone your wife’s age… ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Joe_Meager)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/19 "2009-03-06T16:15:13Z")
My first thought was that you’d suddenly come into a million bucks somehow. Caust that’s what I’d do with a million bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/20 "2009-03-06T17:19:44Z")
I once got away with “I Beat My Wife Into Submission” as a thread title (may have been on another board; it’s been a while) after I’d submitted my masters thesis before she finished her doctoral dissertation. The mods were kind enough to let it stand, as I recall. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522.md?page=2)