# I slept with two 18-year old girls, and my wife left **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522 "2009-03-06T14:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/21 "2009-03-06T21:54:16Z")
It’s pretty creepy to think that I’m sleeping with an 80-year old woman. (of course, I’m 81) ---
**Author:** ![mauxlicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@mauxlicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mauxlicious)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/22 "2009-03-06T22:09:51Z")
Pfft! I can’t believe I went to all the trouble of viewing the pic on my iPhone since my workplace blocks flickr. What a maroon. I chalk it up to my relative newness and not knowing Tokyo Player likes tricking the gullible gaijin. ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/23 "2009-03-07T06:09:17Z")
"Here’s to the best years of my life, in the embrace of another man’s wife. My mother." ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/24 "2009-03-07T10:39:02Z")
That was a really bad title to use. I had adjusted you down in decent people rankings, and thought what a way fuck up. I wasn’t going to even click the thread so you’d have always been that idiot with the new baby that cheated. I wonder how many others have already done the same because of the title. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/25 "2009-03-07T12:38:17Z")
I donno. As further treads won’t show me as a divorced man, people will eventually figure things out. People pretty much caught on that Hal doesn’t really [like sheep](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/26 "2009-03-07T15:26:48Z")
The 18 year old average age was stretching it. I’d have gone with “My wife left me after she found me in bed with a younger woman.” ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/27 "2009-03-07T20:21:40Z")
A friend of mine used to try to pick up women in bars by saying he was in a band and on MTV. He was … in a band … in college. Some 2 years after he graduated and the college band folded, he … was on MTV … on some dating show where was off the show in 3 seconds flat. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/28 "2009-03-07T20:40:15Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > That was a really bad title to use. I had adjusted you down in decent people rankings, and thought what a way fuck up. I wasn’t going to even click the thread so you’d have always been that idiot with the new baby that cheated. I wonder how many others have already done the same because of the title. I agree. I honestly don’t know if I’ve read any of **TokyoPlayer** ’s previous threads but know enough about what’s been happening because of all his threads, and this one really stuck out. I opened it suspecting it might have been a play on words, but also wondering if he really did do something so stupid, and I can’t say finding out it was the former has really mollified my opinion much. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/29 "2009-03-08T03:39:19Z")
Sleeping with two 18-year-olds and the wife leaves. Sounds like your average Tuesday night in Bangkok. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/30 "2009-03-08T04:21:57Z")
What do they do on Fridays? Actually, don’t answer that, I heard plenty of Thailand stories from friends. One guy said he woke up with two girls in his bed and he didn’t remember a thing about where he met them or why they were there. Said he gave up drinking after that. > [@Little Nimo](#): > > The 18 year old average age was stretching it. I’d have gone with “My wife left me after she found me in bed with a younger woman.” But that was supposed to be the point, being over the top and all. Looks like it worked for some people, not for others. ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/31 "2009-03-08T18:52:29Z")
After the thread about a baby arriving early, I know better than to let you catch me like that again. I’ll admit, I had a brief moment, but I still thought I’d read it first before I reacted. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/32 "2009-03-08T19:55:40Z")
I read the OP while watching Austin Powers 3 with the scene with those Japanese girl twins and I was so wanting to see a picture of these two 18-year old girls until I re-read and viewed the link. Curse you **TokyoPlayer**! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522/33 "2009-03-08T21:00:15Z")
At least it wasn’t 18 2-year-olds. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-slept-with-two-18-year-old-girls-and-my-wife-left/488522.md?page=1)